Gay State Conservative: As a red blooded guy I've gotta ask....what man could be so desperate,so psychotic,so drunk that he'd want to get within 50 feet of that pig?$50,000? $100,000? I'm sure they get paid well.
It must have been a man who was blind, horny, and he really needed the money.
Maude Lebowski: “It’s a male myth about feminists that we hate sex. It can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people - it is called satyriasis in men, nymphomania in women - who engage in it compulsively and without joy. Yes, Mr. Lebowski, these unfortunate souls cannot love in the true sense of the word. Our mutual acquaintance Bunny is one of these.”
The Dude: “Listen, Maude, I’m sorry if your stepmother is a nympho, but I don’t see what it has to do with - do you have any Kahlúa?”
Boy, ain’t it the truth.
Sailors are said to be excited at sightings of sea mermaids (a large air breathing aquatic animal)....just saying! All depends on length of time without sexual contact with opposite sex.
I know, it is scary, but apparently the man needed cash badly.
I’ve known a few guys during my life that were so lacking in standards that they’d basically tap anything with a p*ssy and a pulse. As disgusting as it is, there are those that would shack up with Illary. Whether it’s to say they’ve done it with a famous person or just because they want to get their rocks off and would be willing to close their eyes and fantasize about someone else while putting the pig on the rotisserie. Sorry for any lunches lost because of that thought. Brain bleach can be found on aisle 6.
Maybe Robinson Crusoe or Elephant Man.
It also says “women” in the title.
One for hire.