***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

[Lucky9teen]

And now, for some random silliness...

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SMOD 2016

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WH PRESS SECRETARY ‏@weknowwhatsbest

FEMA is flying Tim Kaine to Florida where Hurricane Matthew will make landfall to see if he can interrupt it.

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It's good to be prepared

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Hold my beer....

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Anyone up for a swim?

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[Lucky9teen]

Sadly, the person who posted this pic (above), and this comment on FB, was serious:

Dear parents, please teach your annoying little sh**s to be sensitive to others. Halloween should be fun for everyone and no one should be confronted with costumes that are comprised of microagressions and cultural appropriation. If your children trigger others by knocking on their door and dehumanizing them, expect legal action. Please share with your friends to make Halloween more tolerant. We encourage you to print this out and put it on your door as a warning. Happy Samhain! So mote it be!

[Currentriverrat]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TGIF!

[Lucky9teen]

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[RandallFlagg]

TOP TEN!

[a fool in paradise]

Top 5!

[smokingfrog]

Bump!

[left that other site]

Good Morning!

:-)

[real saxophonist]

I went through Hurricane Hugo. GA Southern played a Championship game in it. Came to be known as the ‘Hugo Bowl’.

[upchuck]

h/t Prov1322

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If enough conservatives get out and vote, voter fraud won't matter.

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A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket. The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.

"Put them back, we can't afford them" demands the wife, they carry on shopping.

A few aisles farther on, the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket. "What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"It's my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it's half the price."

That's him on Aisle 5:

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In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or more is a congress.
         ~  John Adams

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I was late coming into work again, and the boss was furious. She called me into her office and said, "What's your excuse this time?"

"I'm sorry, but I overslept," I said.

"For goodness sake, at least tell me something I've not heard before!"

I replied, "You're looking lovely today."

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"Yeah, yeah," you say, "I've seen this before."

But wait, there's more:

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My mother-law's coming...
I had to clear out helf my closet space
so she could have a place to
hang upside down and sleep.

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A sample from 269 things I trust more than Hillary Clinton

Mexican tap water	A rattlesnake with a “pet me” sign
Monica Lewinski	OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
A fart when I have diarrhea	An elevator ride with Ray Rice
Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby	Michael Jackson’s Doctor

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h/t servo1969

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I was talking with my grand-kids about the Good Ol' Days,and explained that today you couldn't go to the grocery with a dollar and get a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a quart of milk. To many security cameras.

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h/t Liz

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h/t caww

[JRios1968]

[Liberty Valance]

Good morning! Top 20?

[JRios1968]

[Heartlander]

[Heartlander]

[Twotone]

Hot and Cold Sex...

After his exam the doctor asked the elderly man: “You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?”

“In fact, I do,” said the old man. “After I have sex with my wife, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty.”

Later, after examining his elderly wife, the doctor said:
“Everything appears To be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?” She replied that she had no questions or concerns. The doctor then said to her: “Your husband had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?”

“Oh that crazy old bugger,” she replied. “That’s because he first time is usually in January and the second time is in August.”

[Rummyfan]

TOP TWENTY!!!!!!

[Rummyfan]

Have a good weekend and holiday all! May your favorite college team and baseball team win.

[Heartlander]

[BenLurkin]

[Monkey Face]

IN! Top -— whatever...