Posted on 09/16/2016 5:43:33 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Now, that's what you call a textbook Rick Roll.
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It takes a lot of stones to do something like this.
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She's so sassy, she's double sassy.
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If you say "Beetlejuice" out loud, three times, Lady Gaga will photo bomb you.
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He wears glasses because he's "Far Sided"
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This is the opposite of a v-neck, if you know what I mean.
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I wonder what this adorable kitty's name is? I hope it's Eileen.
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Too soon? Always.
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"Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the creepiest of them all?"
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I'd be on my toes, too, if I saw something like this.
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I figured a cute puppy pic was in order after that last image.
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That top bun is Jamaican me crazy.
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This just in. The Silver Linings Playbook sequel is going to be crazy, you guys.
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Congratulations to the graduating seniors of Peekaboo High School.
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When you have to go, you have to go.
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Twix: now available in peanut butter, caramel and camouflage.
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I see an armpit. What do you pervs see?
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This girl is clearly very two-sided.
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Game over. You sank my belief in gender equality.
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"People keep tripping on this one specific six-inch section of the floor! What do we do?"
"There's only one thing we CAN do."
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The map on the notifications button changes depending on where you are in the world.
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The grass is always greener on the other side on the inside of a cone.
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You can find pyramids in:
-Egypt.
-Mexico.
-Sprinkled over your fries when they taste a little bland.
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Happy Opposite Day! Coke is blue. Up is down. Saying, "fine, how are you?" when a restaurant host says, "Hello" isn't awkward.
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The tree is doing all it can to protest winter. Some people will do anything to avoid Christmas shopping.
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He loves geometry, he loves geometry not, he loves geometry, he loves geometry not...
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I, uh, love what you've done with the place.
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At this point, instead of buying new glasses, it might be cheaper to learn echolocation.
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The perfect gift for someone who regularly cleans their -33 prescription glasses.
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When mildly interesting and mildly ironic combine.
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He's preparing himself for his big commercial audition. Booking Skittles would really do a lot for his career.
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And the "Creeper of the Year" Award goes to... Bathtub window guy!
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False alarm. Thanks goodness. I mean, if that's what you're into.
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I spoke too soon. It looks like the "Creeper of the Year" has competition.
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Coming this summer to an X-Rated theater near you: Blow Job: The Movie. The sexystory of how cocaine fueled a computer empire.
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Best. Photobomb. Ever.
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This guy is taking "Dad Bod" to all new heights. Nice gams, pops!
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There are two very different handshakes going on here. One and a half, actually.
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A good friend will hold your hair back when you barf. A great friend will hold your head up for a picture afterwards.
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:-D
It’s my FReeper Birthday!
WOW! TOP 5!!Good Morning Friday!!
HAPPY FRIDAY!!
HAPPY FRIDAY!!
So I invited the boys over. One brought his welding machine, one brought a pipe cutter, the others brought beer. I contributed some sheet metal. Took us about 4 hours, mostly to drink the beer, but we got the downspout fixed.
Wife is still speechless... I am certain not for much longer though.
Suddenly one of them steps on a slug. "Why did you do that?", asked the other guy.
The first mailman wiped off his shoe and said, "That SOB has been following me all day".
While at dinner party, a man farts.
Other man says, “How dare you fart in front of my wife”.
Farter says, “Sorry, I didn’t realize it was her turn.”
America is coming,
and they’re bringing Donald J Trump.
h/t FReeper Paleo Pete
The stack of books is funny!
Regarding your Official Friday Silliness animated gif - looks like it’s Silliness indeed - from the Ministry of Silly Walks, Scooby-style.
“It used to be, cars were made in Flint and you couldn’t drink the water in Mexico. Now, the cars are made in Mexico and you cannot drink the water in Flint. that’s not good” ~ Donald Trump, Flint, MI 09.14.16
IN!!
IN! TOP -— something.
Black ops Freepers scored a deep penetrating direct hit on the enemy this week! This is our most complete battle damage assessment but indications are that Hugh and Series repercussions would be forthcoming prior to their internet countermeasures being employed. (sorry about the size and multiple readings may be required to capture all of the nuances!)
EAGLES UP !!!
Woo Hoo !
Happy Friday everyone :)
Good Morning.
I know. I’m late.
Have a nice weekend everyone!
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