[Harmless Teddy Bear]

We named the piglets we kept, "Sausage, Ham and Bacon" and the calf was named "Pot Roast".

Only animals that are not for eating get real names around this barn. Of course technically they all get eaten in the end but I refuse to milk a cow named "Hamburger".

It just doesn't sound right.

[antidisestablishment]

Our pigs were named breakfast, lunch, dinner, and second breakfast, but I called them all Rose. That way I could tell the boys they smelled like Roses when they needed a shower.

[mumblypeg]

“I refuse to milk a cow named ‘Hamburger’”.

My neighbor says her cow is French. She named it “La Leche.”