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1 posted on 09/06/2016 7:49:40 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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Did she have it for dinner afterward?


2 posted on 09/06/2016 7:54:23 PM PDT by Bullish (That establishment heads from both sides are exploding over Trump is the very best part.)
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Kewl.


3 posted on 09/06/2016 7:57:52 PM PDT by umgud (ban all infidelaphobics)
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Stupid elk.

Another clumsy attempt at elk camouflage.

Here we have an elk trying to convince everyone he’s a John Deer tractor.

Hey! Elk boy!

You got to paint yourself green.


4 posted on 09/06/2016 7:58:05 PM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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This seems to be a rare opportunity to link to that internet classic, “Dogs in Elk.”

https://wwwx.cs.unc.edu/~hays/humor/dogs_in_elk.html

It begins:

Anne V; “ Okay - I know how to take meat away from a dog. How do I take a dog away from meat? This is not, unfortunately, a joke.”

Amy C; “Um, can you give us a few more specifics here?”

Anne V; “They’re inside of it. They crawled inside, and now I have a giant incredibly heavy piece of carcass in my yard, with 2 dogs inside of it, and they are NOT getting bored of it and coming out. One of them is snoring. I have company arriving in three hours, and my current plan is to 1. put up a tent over said carcass and 2. hang thousands of fly strips inside it. This has been going on since about 6:40 this morning.”

(Click link for rest of thread!)


7 posted on 09/06/2016 8:26:51 PM PDT by Pete from Shawnee Mission
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I am glad that the poor elk was finally released from the misery of the swing. It must have been both painful and terrifying.


8 posted on 09/06/2016 8:28:07 PM PDT by EinNYC
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