NFL "Live" Thread Week 1

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[Bender2]

NFL Schedule - 2016

WEEK ONE

Arizona Cardinals
Atlanta Falcons
Baltimore Ravens
Buffalo Bills
Carolina Panthers
Chicago Bears
Cincinnati Bengals
Cleveland Browns
Dallas Cowboys
Denver Broncos
Detroit Lions
Green Bay Packers
Houston Texans
Indianapolis Colts
Jacksonville Jaguars
Kansas City Chiefs
Los Angeles Rams
Miami Dolphins
Minnesota Vikings
New England Patriots
New Orleans Saints
New York Giants
New York Jets
Oakland Raiders
Philadelphia Eagles
Pittsburgh Steelers
San Diego Chargers
San Francisco 49ers
Seattle Seahawks
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tennessee Titans
Washington Redskins

[Impy]

I don’t believe in boycotts. You could come up with great reasons to boycott everything and go live in a cave.

[xzins]

OK. Any good caves in your area?

:>)

[Bender2]

Re: I actually thought for a while that she was William Shatner’s daughter

She was when I dropped her off... at school--

Then I picked he up and asked... what she'd been up to--

She said she'd been dating a robot... and showed me pictures!

I dropped her off... and I will write her--- someday--

[trisham]

They do look alike. :) I think that she should grow her hair out, though.

[Bender2]

Re: Baylor 26 - SMU 6

Well, big-- I think them Baptist Boys have got their minds and hands... back on feetballs--

[Bender2]

From http://www.espn.com/blog/boston/new-england-patriots/post/_/id/4795606/gisele-on-instagram-i-will-keep-tom-brady-ready-to-play-football

Gisele on Instagram: I will keep Tom Brady ready to play football

"Don't worry guys... I will keep him ready."

Ugg-- Kemosabe always tell me... to not have any sex before game--

With tight end like Tom throws to... Kemosabe full of buffalo crap.

Gi... sele--

Gi... sele--

Gi... sele!

Okay, Trish-- How is her-- Her-- Her-- Eh, her... Bass?

[trisham]

Have I mentioned that I'm half german?

[dsm69]

+1

[Bender2]

Re: Have I... mentioned that I'm half german?

No, you have not, yet does that give you cause to be... smooching with old Tom?

What-- Oh what... will Mr. Trisham say?

Well, if I can't smooch with old Tom, I'll take second... best--

Gadzooks, big-- My eyes... my eyes!!!!

[Bender2]

Werll, I';m going out for a pizza... but I shall return--

[big'ol_freeper]

Wake up! the pre-game marathon is on

[Bender2]

I'm trying, big-- I'm... trying!

[Bender2]

Re: For years I’ve been saying they are a disgusting franchise...

From http://www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/id/17513709/seattle-seahawks-players-interlock-arms-stand-together-unity-season-opener

Seattle players to interlock arms, 'stand together' in unity before opener

"Wide receiver Doug Baldwin said in a Facebook video that the Seattle Seahawks will stand and interlock arms before the team's Week 1 matchup against the Miami Dolphins on Sunday."

Well, guess we'll see around 3 today if the Seahags are wearing White Hats... or Black'ns--

Yeah, I know I can be called a racist for that statement... but as one of the deplorables voting for Trump, so be it.

[Bender2]

Re: Seattle players to interlock arms, 'stand together' in unity before opener

Yeah, Yeah, but will they show off the Seahags new cheerleader... uniforms?

[big'ol_freeper]

Now if we can only get them ugly Vicequeens cheerleaders to cover up
like that...

[Bender2]

Re: It is easy going for big's Packer Wackers as they glide in 3rd gear over the Jagoffs--

King Rex decrees his Buffalo Wingers to romp and stomp Crab City's Black Byrds-- And they do.

Allegra's Favorite Texicans, JJ and the Clown, fold, spindle and mutilat Jay Cutler and his Cubbies--

The Chipless Iggles have no joy as Johnny Football-less Brownies eke out a close win while RG.2 tries his best to give the game away--

We find the Bucking Ears stealing all of Vick's Old Black Byrds gold--

Allegra's Old Earlers will make the DeBridged Viqueens' Fat Lady sing--

TCU North visits from Cincy, shooting down the sky high hope of the Jersey Jets--

The Breezer is becalmed as Seven's Waiders wade through, leaving the Ain'ts high and dry--

My Old Dallas Texans do everything they can and more to chase the Bolts back to Diegoland winless--

Don't see any reason to change... any of my Noon Kick Off picks.

So, good luck to all the teams... except them Godless Deadskins!

And the Iggles... and them Jersey Jints!

[big'ol_freeper]

Time for the pre-game meal

[Bender2]

Re: Razorbacks 41 - Horney Toads 38

How's bout them... HOGS!

If you us the same toothpick for you teeth and removing toe jam... you may be a "Sooie Pig!" Arkansas fan--

[Bender2]

[big'ol_freeper]

Yeah them'n Akransas folks are a brainy bunch (see #6)