Posted on 08/31/2016 11:24:10 AM PDT by simpson96
Bwahahaha. The National Enquirer needs to fire the Photoshop hack responsible for stitching together this image of First Lady Michelle Obama. The tabloid claims Mrs. Obama has gained over 97 pounds this year as a result of binge-eating over the stresses of raising teenage daughter, Malia. The publication plastered a poorly doctored image of Michelle on their current magazine cover, a picture they claim shows how out of control the alleged gain weight is.
It was just a little over a month ago that a slender and fit First Lady delivered a speech at the Democratic National Convention. We find it completely ridiculous a magazine would try to sell folks a story about her ballooning to 257 pounds in the month since but they certainly tried it.
What makes this story even more ridiculous is that Michelle Obama has also been a staunch advocate of healthy eating and exercise. In fact, just earlier today she appeared in a fitness video produced by Funny or Die and costarring Nick Offerman. She does appear to be 257-pounds in this video either.
(Excerpt) Read more at hiphollywood.com ...
BWAAHHAAAHAAA!
Thanks for the best laugh in a long time!
They cut and pasted her face on the body of a 1940s black housemaid .
Michelle Obama so fat...
...when she takes a selfie, she uses Google Earth.
...I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
...even Dora can't explore her!
...she went to KFC and the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" she said, "The one on the roof."
All part of the plan to get people talking about something other than Hitlery’s treason and corruption.
I’d like to introduce that woman to a long-lost piece of underwear called a “slip.” (Also, a moving van.)
Call her Mobama. Mobama so fat when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flush.... Perfect!
More relevant is she has covered her shoulders again. My opinion has been that she could easily replace HRC if the latter drops out. Mrs. O has been softening her image since January. She went as far as saying something pleasant about our United States, which shocked me, not this NE cover—funny, but the Enquirer is going to focus attention on how well MO looks!
She’s so heavy that infants are drawn into her orbit.
;)
Hey, yeewww look like a baby. I’m gonna eat yeeww!
One word and it starts with a “U.”
Did Enquirer photoshop that lump in the crotch?
"Hey, hey, heyyyy!..."
The article actually has a misprint, I do believe. . Last sentence reads “She does appear to be 257-pounds in this video either.”
I think the author forgot a “not.”
So what?
So what?
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