Michelle Obama so fat...
...when she takes a selfie, she uses Google Earth.
...I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
...even Dora can't explore her!
...she went to KFC and the cashier asked, "What size bucket?" she said, "The one on the roof."
Call her Mobama. Mobama so fat when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flush.... Perfect!
She’s so heavy that infants are drawn into her orbit.