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Stay outta the woods, kids.
1 posted on 08/30/2016 10:02:54 AM PDT by PROCON
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Not everyone likes clowns..


2 posted on 08/30/2016 10:03:56 AM PDT by PROCON ("Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!")
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Deputies in South Carolina have increased patrols after getting new reports of people dressed as clowns trying to lure children into the woods.


I hate clowns.


3 posted on 08/30/2016 10:04:01 AM PDT by Flick Lives (TRIGGER WARNING - Posts may require application of sarcasm filter)
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Stay out da Bushes


4 posted on 08/30/2016 10:04:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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5 posted on 08/30/2016 10:04:27 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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1988 Campaign: “There’s a bear in the woods ...”
2016 Campaign: “There’s a clown in the woods ...”


6 posted on 08/30/2016 10:05:33 AM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."--Karl Marx)
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The only clown I’m aware of in SC is that fool in Columbia who took away the CBF.

And ‘clown’ is being generous.


10 posted on 08/30/2016 10:07:45 AM PDT by Paulie (America without Christ is like a Chemistry book without the periodic table.)
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What's to say?

Rope.

Tree.

Pervy the Clown.

Some assembly required.

11 posted on 08/30/2016 10:07:48 AM PDT by NorthMountain (Hillary Clinton: corrupt unreliable negligent traitor)
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WTH? Who are these people?


12 posted on 08/30/2016 10:07:59 AM PDT by uncitizen (Americanism NOT Globalism! - Trump)
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Anyone seen Bill Clinton or Anthony Weiner lately..just saying


13 posted on 08/30/2016 10:08:38 AM PDT by Sarah Barracuda
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Next headline from Greenville, SC: “Man dressed in clown outfit found in the woods with gunshot wounds.”


14 posted on 08/30/2016 10:09:06 AM PDT by Cecily
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I'd rather be golfing! these photoshopped pics showing Obama as a clown, offensive? Clowns ...
18 posted on 08/30/2016 10:10:45 AM PDT by Leep (Cut the crap!)
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20 posted on 08/30/2016 10:12:39 AM PDT by ObozoMustGo2012
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Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain’t right
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down those stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you


21 posted on 08/30/2016 10:14:18 AM PDT by dfwgator
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What the hell is going in in this country? And for the record, if one encounters a clown when out in the woods, I think it’s justified to repel them. Even just on general principles.


22 posted on 08/30/2016 10:14:49 AM PDT by DesertRhino (Dogs are man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up....)
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Uh-oh! Where are the conspiracy theorists? Aliens? BLM? ISIS, dims or simply child-predators? Nah, it can’t be that easy! It has to be a conspiracy!


25 posted on 08/30/2016 10:16:56 AM PDT by spel_grammer_an_punct_polise
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Serial killer John Wayne Gacy comes to mind.


26 posted on 08/30/2016 10:17:44 AM PDT by Menehune56 ("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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27 posted on 08/30/2016 10:18:18 AM PDT by PGR88
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Lindseed’s Children of the Dark Woods on the loose? *-o

Send Matt Lauer. Send Katie Couric.

It takes a clown to cover clowns.


30 posted on 08/30/2016 10:20:06 AM PDT by NormsRevenge (Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
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I seem to recall they’re remaking Stephen King’s “It”.

Promotion gone bad?


34 posted on 08/30/2016 10:26:19 AM PDT by MAexile (Bats left, votes rights)
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Is it Hillary?

She dresses like a clown.

Don’t go into her gingerbread house in the woods!


35 posted on 08/30/2016 10:26:51 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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