Stay outta the woods, kids.
1 posted on
08/30/2016 10:02:54 AM PDT by
PROCON
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Not everyone likes clowns..
2 posted on
08/30/2016 10:03:56 AM PDT by
PROCON
("Lock Her Up! Lock Her Up!")
To: PROCON
Deputies in South Carolina have increased patrols after getting new reports of people dressed as clowns trying to lure children into the woods.
I hate clowns.
3 posted on
08/30/2016 10:04:01 AM PDT by
Flick Lives
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To: PROCON
4 posted on
08/30/2016 10:04:25 AM PDT by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: PROCON
5 posted on
08/30/2016 10:04:27 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Abortion is what slavery was: immoral but not illegal. Not yet.)
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1988 Campaign: “There’s a bear in the woods ...”
2016 Campaign: “There’s a clown in the woods ...”
6 posted on
08/30/2016 10:05:33 AM PDT by
Dr. Sivana
("History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce."--Karl Marx)
To: PROCON
The only clown I’m aware of in SC is that fool in Columbia who took away the CBF.
And ‘clown’ is being generous.
10 posted on
08/30/2016 10:07:45 AM PDT by
Paulie
(America without Christ is like a Chemistry book without the periodic table.)
To: PROCON
What's to say?
Rope.
Tree.
Pervy the Clown.
Some assembly required.
11 posted on
08/30/2016 10:07:48 AM PDT by
NorthMountain
(Hillary Clinton: corrupt unreliable negligent traitor)
To: PROCON
WTH? Who are these people?
12 posted on
08/30/2016 10:07:59 AM PDT by
uncitizen
(Americanism NOT Globalism! - Trump)
To: PROCON
Anyone seen Bill Clinton or Anthony Weiner lately..just saying
To: PROCON
Next headline from Greenville, SC: “Man dressed in clown outfit found in the woods with gunshot wounds.”
14 posted on
08/30/2016 10:09:06 AM PDT by
Cecily
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I'd rather be golfing!
18 posted on
08/30/2016 10:10:45 AM PDT by
Leep
(Cut the crap!)
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To: PROCON
Well, I don’t know why I came here tonight
I got the feeling that something ain’t right
I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I’m wondering how I’ll get down those stairs
Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you
21 posted on
08/30/2016 10:14:18 AM PDT by
dfwgator
To: PROCON
What the hell is going in in this country? And for the record, if one encounters a clown when out in the woods, I think it’s justified to repel them. Even just on general principles.
22 posted on
08/30/2016 10:14:49 AM PDT by
DesertRhino
(Dogs are man's best friend, and moslems hate dogs. Add that up....)
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Uh-oh! Where are the conspiracy theorists? Aliens? BLM? ISIS, dims or simply child-predators? Nah, it can’t be that easy! It has to be a conspiracy!
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Serial killer John Wayne Gacy comes to mind.
26 posted on
08/30/2016 10:17:44 AM PDT by
Menehune56
("Let them hate so long as they fear" (Oderint Dum Metuant), Lucius Accius (170 BC - 86 BC))
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27 posted on
08/30/2016 10:18:18 AM PDT by
PGR88
To: PROCON
Lindseed’s Children of the Dark Woods on the loose? *-o
Send Matt Lauer. Send Katie Couric.
It takes a clown to cover clowns.
30 posted on
08/30/2016 10:20:06 AM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Monthly Donors Rock!!!)
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I seem to recall they’re remaking Stephen King’s “It”.
Promotion gone bad?
34 posted on
08/30/2016 10:26:19 AM PDT by
MAexile
(Bats left, votes rights)
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Is it Hillary?
She dresses like a clown.
Don’t go into her gingerbread house in the woods!
35 posted on
08/30/2016 10:26:51 AM PDT by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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