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KFC Launches New Fried Chicken-Scented Sunscreen
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| Bob Miller
| August 22, 2016
Posted on 08/22/2016 5:53:34 PM PDT by Rebelbase
They Didn’t! Yes they did. Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) just dropped a limited run of Extra Crispy fried chicken-scented sunscreen. But we really shouldn’t be surprised, back in May, KFC Hong Kong introduced fried chicken flavored edible nail polish.
If you’re feeling courageous, and would like to slather your body parts in KFC Fried Chicken-Scented Sunscreen – act fast – because KFC is only making 3,000 bottles of SPF 30 Extra Crispy Sunscreen available online on Monday, August 22, 2016.
You can order a bottle for free by visiting www.ExtraCrispySunscreen.com and completing the request form. The free sunscreen is only being made available to U.S. residents, and is limited to one bottle per household.
Fans will also find a special message from the Extra Crispy Colonel, played by sun-worshipper actor George Hamilton.
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To: Rebelbase
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posted on
08/22/2016 6:13:58 PM PDT
by
Charles Martel
(Endeavor to persevere...)
To: Rebelbase
I'm not sure I'd want to go in the ocean smelling like fried chicken.
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posted on
08/22/2016 6:16:21 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
(Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
To: Charles Martel
Yep. He’s the new Colonel.
23
posted on
08/22/2016 6:16:42 PM PDT
by
Rebelbase
(Vote Against Oppressive Humidity!)
To: knarf
24
posted on
08/22/2016 6:18:21 PM PDT
by
PLMerite
(Compromise is Surrender: The Revolution...will not be kind.)
To: Rebelbase
Great, use it and you will be loved......by bees.
25
posted on
08/22/2016 6:18:27 PM PDT
by
TruthWillWin
(The problem with socialists is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
To: Rebelbase
Stay out of bear country.....
To: Ditter
This is a leftover april fool’s thing. It never existed.
Of course, my wife is telling me now that “no, people are saying this was real”. I don’t believe it though. because I don’t believe people.
27
posted on
08/22/2016 6:20:52 PM PDT
by
Celerity
To: Larry Lucido
28
posted on
08/22/2016 6:20:53 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(There is always one more idiot than you counted on.)
To: Rebelbase
Ohhhh, lawd.. All I can think about is a riot at WalMart.
29
posted on
08/22/2016 6:26:03 PM PDT
by
RushIsMyTeddyBear
(<<<<< he no longer IS my 'teddy bear'.)
To: Rebelbase
If you love being attacked by flies and vultures, this is the sunscreen for you.
30
posted on
08/22/2016 6:26:34 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.)
To: Rebelbase
Don’t miss out on the KFC “Hillary Special”....
2 Small Breasts,
2 Large Thighs,
and a left wing.
31
posted on
08/22/2016 6:27:46 PM PDT
by
Safrguns
To: Rebelbase
If you love being attacked by flies and vultures, this is the sunscreen for you.
32
posted on
08/22/2016 6:28:06 PM PDT
by
P-Marlowe
(Freep mail me if you want to be on my Fingerstyle Acoustic Guitar Ping list.)
To: Rebelbase
Guaranteed to draw flies, cats, dogs, and probably other carnivores.
33
posted on
08/22/2016 6:35:26 PM PDT
by
Tucker39
(Welcome to America! Now speak English; and keep to the right....In driving, in Faith, and politics.)
To: Rebelbase
34
posted on
08/22/2016 7:08:45 PM PDT
by
Organic Panic
(Hillary Clinton, the elderly woman's version of "I dindu nuffins.")
To: Rebelbase
Is the extra-crisply colonel, actor George Hamilton? Looks like him. Already had the tan!
35
posted on
08/22/2016 7:29:22 PM PDT
by
luvbach1
(We are finished. It will just take a while before everyone realizes it.)
To: Trillian
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posted on
08/22/2016 7:36:32 PM PDT
by
MGG
To: luvbach1
If George Hamilton doesn’t have skin cancer (basal cell or malignant melanoma), it’s a miracle. Or maybe it’s just genetics. I’m Irish, so basal cell carcinoma kind of runs in the family...
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posted on
08/22/2016 7:37:00 PM PDT
by
Sicon
("All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others." - G. Orwell)
To: Rebelbase
secret sauce for honey badgers
38
posted on
08/22/2016 8:34:48 PM PDT
by
blueplum
((March 11, 2016 - the day the First Amendment died?))
To: Rebelbase
Brilliant marketing. Summer is over in half the nation.
Brilliant.
To: Rebelbase
How about pizza perfume?
40
posted on
08/22/2016 9:15:26 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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