... After gearing up with all of the appropriate safety and tactical shooting gear I proceeded to squeeze lightly on the trigger and the resulting pop of firepower is humbling and frightening (even with my specialized ear protection).
..... The recoil of the BB gun bruised my shoulder, which can happen if you don't really know what you're doing. I was sweating profusely ..... the BB's disoriented me as they flew out of the barrel. The loud cracks as the BB's were shot — loud like a firecracker — gave me a temporary form of PTSD. For at least an hour after firing the gun just a few times, I was anxious and irritable.
.... I think I shall now have to get serious professional counseling for my PTSD and erectile dysfunction caused by the ordeal. It is covered under Obamacare right?
..... The End .....
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He was mimicking an article where a reporter fired a AR 15 and wrote about what a traumatic experience it was.
I had a Daisy BB gun that got a lot of use. It doesn’t have quite as much recoil as a Mosin-Nagant.
Great parody!
I just shot a Daisy this last week. The projectile didn’t bounce off of the pop can. It went through...all the way through.
Here is what we did in the dorm . I assure you this is fun. You get a red rider daisy and 5000 BBs. Then you get a moderately large cardboard box . You put it in the living room . Every one sits on one of the 4 sides. Each side of the box has the same bulls eye target. Each player shots 10 rounds for score. Great for kids!!
SWEET! And not even a bit more sissy than the original story!
BB guns?
Scary!
And don’t they look a lot like the rifles soldiers carry into combat to kill people?
Of course they do.
