[NoCmpromiz]

Encapsulated in plastic as to be effective only if the membrane was breached?

Added plus that the putrescent pork products could be saved for future jihad-proofing missions (provided of course that the encapsulating membrane was sufficiently non-permeable.. ;-)

(Not ALL of Dark’s ideas are original.)

[Tax-chick]

All Darksheare’s ideas are useful, though. He understands gravity.

[Darksheare]

Please note: I was NOT the one who detonated/conflagrated the compost pit.
That was #1 son.
Any semblance to jihad proofing was coincidental.
(Though the neighbors son falling into the compost pit was pretty funny.)