[Darksheare]

Please note: I was NOT the one who detonated/conflagrated the compost pit.
That was #1 son.
Any semblance to jihad proofing was coincidental.
(Though the neighbors son falling into the compost pit was pretty funny.)

[Tax-chick]

Of course, that never crossed my mind.

[NoCmpromiz]

neighbors son falling into the compost pit

If he was not a midnight-skulking voyeur he wouldn't have been in the vicinity of the compost pit under cover of darkness.

I thought it was fitting.