To: Lucky9teen
2 posted on
07/01/2016 5:50:35 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
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GET DOWN
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WITH YOUR BAD SELF FOR
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3 posted on
07/01/2016 5:51:54 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 10, maybe?
![](https://scontent.fceb1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14846_305499142905813_1597743601_n.jpg?oh=2c835d71a249c285cb396f23eb4d3682&oe=579CB125)
Pappa, Mamma and Baby mole are in their hole relaxing.
Suddenly Pappa mole says, "I smell honey," and sticks his head out of the hole to look around.
Then Mamma mole says, "I smell maple syrup," so she sticks her head out of the hole to look around.
Baby mole is too small to see out the hole so he says, "All I smell is molasses."
![](http://i.imgur.com/PvobteA.jpg)
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It is a shame they will never meet.
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Early one morning, an elderly retiree just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife.
"Honey! Come see what I created! It's an abstract panorama, depicting the next four years under a Trump administration!"
She yelled back, "Flush the toilet Bob and come eat your breakfast!"
The previous joke having set the mood, just for you Killary:
![](http://drivetrips.net/frstuff/killary-teapott.jpg)
4 posted on
07/01/2016 5:54:49 AM PDT by
upchuck
(I'm hanging here until my Free Republic 401K is fully vested.)
To: Lucky9teen
5 posted on
07/01/2016 5:55:17 AM PDT by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of i)
To: Lucky9teen
7 posted on
07/01/2016 5:56:03 AM PDT by
TADSLOS
(Trump - because this Constitutional Republic is already undone.)
To: Lucky9teen
9 posted on
07/01/2016 5:59:51 AM PDT by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Friday, thanks for posting!!!!
To: Lucky9teen
Thanks for brightening up my Friday mornings, Lucky9teen! Keep up the good work!
The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. 'We live in a great country,' she announced. 'One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free.' Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, 'I'm not free. I'm four.'
13 posted on
07/01/2016 6:14:21 AM PDT by
folkquest
(I plan on being cranky for the next 4 years. Hope to crack a political smile at the midterms! :-()
To: Lucky9teen
14 posted on
07/01/2016 6:17:13 AM PDT by
Monkey Face
(Don't waste your time looking back. You're not going that way. -- Ragnar Lothbrok)
To: Lucky9teen
Thanks Lucky. I’m checking in at top 20
15 posted on
07/01/2016 6:21:04 AM PDT by
ro_dreaming
(Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')
To: Lucky9teen
22 posted on
07/01/2016 6:45:46 AM PDT by
P.O.E.
(Pray for America)
To: Lucky9teen
24 posted on
07/01/2016 6:55:49 AM PDT by
backspace
(Please don't laugh at my tagline)
To: Lucky9teen
meanwhile up north
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25 posted on
07/01/2016 7:01:46 AM PDT by
xp38
To: Lucky9teen
Great Britain finally can claim an independence day of their own, Brexit 23 June, 2016.
To: Lucky9teen
34 posted on
07/01/2016 11:30:40 AM PDT by
Liberty Valance
(Keep a Simple Manner for a Happy Life :o)
To: Lucky9teen
To: Lucky9teen
39 posted on
07/01/2016 12:32:54 PM PDT by
xp38
To: Lucky9teen
40 posted on
07/01/2016 12:44:08 PM PDT by
Ingtar
To: Lucky9teen
Young people have theirs. Now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD - At the Doctor
* BFF - Best Friends Funeral
* BTW - Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM - Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center
* DWI - Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW - Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA - Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO -Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL - Living on Lipitor
* OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT - Texting on Toilet
* WAITT - Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help. GGLKI
(Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
50 posted on
07/01/2016 9:23:32 PM PDT by
IM2MAD
(IM2MAD=Individual Motivated 2 Make A Difference)
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