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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Posted on 07/01/2016 5:49:47 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
Happy Independence Day Weekend Extravaganza
And in honor of the holiday, I encourage independent "free for all" silliness!
America!!
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: independenceday; july4th; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/01/2016 5:50:35 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 6amgelsmama; 88keys; ...
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HAVE A GREAT 4TH OF JULY WEEKEND, FRIENDS!!!
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posted on
07/01/2016 5:51:54 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 10, maybe?
Pappa, Mamma and Baby mole are in their hole relaxing.
Suddenly Pappa mole says, "I smell honey," and sticks his head out of the hole to look around.
Then Mamma mole says, "I smell maple syrup," so she sticks her head out of the hole to look around.
Baby mole is too small to see out the hole so he says, "All I smell is molasses."
Parallel lines have so much in common.
It is a shame they will never meet.
Early one morning, an elderly retiree just finished a piece of artwork he had been working on and yelled to his wife.
"Honey! Come see what I created! It's an abstract panorama, depicting the next four years under a Trump administration!"
She yelled back, "Flush the toilet Bob and come eat your breakfast!"
The previous joke having set the mood, just for you Killary:
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posted on
07/01/2016 5:54:49 AM PDT
by
upchuck
(I'm hanging here until my Free Republic 401K is fully vested.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/01/2016 5:55:17 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of i)
To: Lucky9teen
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
TGIF
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posted on
07/01/2016 5:55:28 AM PDT
by
Currentriverrat
(MAKE OCTOTHORPS NOT WAR!)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/01/2016 5:56:03 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Trump - because this Constitutional Republic is already undone.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/01/2016 5:57:22 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/01/2016 5:59:51 AM PDT
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/01/2016 6:01:06 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(Prediction: Increasingly, logic will be seen as a covert form of theism. - Denyse O'Leary)
To: upchuck
The story about a Trump presidency derives from a deranged (depraved, deprived, decrepit, twisted, bent) bunghole. There are lots of these found in lots of places. We can only hope they do not assume critical mass.
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posted on
07/01/2016 6:09:38 AM PDT
by
Louis Foxwell
(Stop the Left and save the world.)
To: Lucky9teen
Happy Friday, thanks for posting!!!!
To: Lucky9teen
Thanks for brightening up my Friday mornings, Lucky9teen! Keep up the good work!
The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Pelham, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. 'We live in a great country,' she announced. 'One of the things we should be happy is that, in this country, we are all free.' Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, 'I'm not free. I'm four.'
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posted on
07/01/2016 6:14:21 AM PDT
by
folkquest
(I plan on being cranky for the next 4 years. Hope to crack a political smile at the midterms! :-()
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
07/01/2016 6:17:13 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Don't waste your time looking back. You're not going that way. -- Ragnar Lothbrok)
To: Lucky9teen
Thanks Lucky. I’m checking in at top 20
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posted on
07/01/2016 6:21:04 AM PDT
by
ro_dreaming
(Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')
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posted on
07/01/2016 6:24:33 AM PDT
by
mykroar
(Democrats in 2016: The party of genitalia, real or imagined.)
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posted on
07/01/2016 6:25:17 AM PDT
by
mykroar
(Democrats in 2016: The party of genitalia, real or imagined.)
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posted on
07/01/2016 6:25:58 AM PDT
by
mykroar
(Democrats in 2016: The party of genitalia, real or imagined.)
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posted on
07/01/2016 6:26:37 AM PDT
by
mykroar
(Democrats in 2016: The party of genitalia, real or imagined.)
To: mykroar
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posted on
07/01/2016 6:26:46 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(Trump - because this Constitutional Republic is already undone.)
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