Marrero woman, new lover accused of stabbing ex-boyfriend, JPSO says
Amber Lovell, of Marrero, was arrested and booked with hit-and-run after she crashed into a Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office patrol vehicle and tried to flee the scene, authorities said. (JPSO)
That is until she stabs you.
Speed kills.
Note to self: Apply “Google Auto Driver” sticker to door before going out tonight.
So she wanted her front seat passenger to be busted instead of herself?
Not to worry, though, about the myriad of charges levied against her; she has white privilege on her side.
“Lovell was ordered to serve three years of probation”
A former student of mine was crippled in a wreck where the driver tried to do the same thing. He got out, put his unconscious friend in the drivers seat, put himself in the back seat and waited for the first responders. Only problem was the car (a BMW) had a black box that recorded the wreck as well as the front door and back door opening and closing right after the wreck.
Sounds like the lyrics from a popular song of the late 1960s or early 1970s.
What a wasted pile of molecules. Throw her in prison and throw away the key.
Hold m’ steering wheel and watch this!
Is that what they call cruise control????
“Honescht occifer. No one wasch drivin’. We wasch all in the back scheat schingin’”
Another hit and run driver? That seems to be “trending” in New Orleans. At least this one didn’t wrap her car around a power pole - roof first.