Tied in heat all day, angry camel severs owner’s head

The Times of India ^ | May 23, 2016 | Vimal Bhatia

[Redcitizen]

I once flew 7,539 miles to smoke a camel.

[Bigg Red]

So the camel is a mohammedan?

[adorno]

Another beheading in the middle-east.

Was the camel Muslim?

[clearcarbon]

" Tied in heat all day, angry camel severs owner’s head

The kind of camel you'll find it BO's camelot.

[Ax]

Years ago, I was stationed in Jeddah, Saudi Arabia. One holiday season I volunteered to be Santa Claus at the Embassy Marines’ House. The Marines had rented a camel and planned for Santa to be sitting on the camel’s back on the bed of a pickup truck. I had to mount the camel with my bag of gifts for the little kiddies. One particularly snotty embassy brat went ballistic when the camel started braying. I had to slide off the brute, who apparently had chewed off someone’s head earlier that day and barfed all over my Gucci loafers that my mom bought for me the year before in Rome.

[Georgia Girl 2]

Finally an upbeat story. :-)

[ETL]

Overheated, pissed off camels matter!

[fidelis]

What kind of Santa wears Gucci loafers??

[kalee]

You might, but that camel just guaranteed his former owner won’t be walking anywhere.

[dfwgator]

Austin Powers: Not the time to lose one's head.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: That's not the way to get ahead in life.
Vanessa Kensington: No.
Austin Powers: It's a shame he wasn't more headstrong.
Vanessa Kensington: Hmm.
Austin Powers: He'll never be the head of a major corporation.
Vanessa Kensington: Okay, that'll do.
Austin Powers: Okay.

[Ax]

In Saudi Arabia, even the street sweepers wear Gucci loafers.

[Carriage Hill]

Is the video on YT yet?

[Delta 21]

HA HA ! That looked like it hurt !

[tumblindice]

“Hey! You didn’t have to bite my head off.”

[faithhopecharity]

Hump Power!!

[gigster]

The second paragraph of this story reads like it comes from Grimm’s Fairy Tales.

[doug from upland]

Good camel.

[catbertz]

Man, that was one pissed off camel! I met a camel once. The damn thing spit at me unprovoked. I do not trust camels.

[Cobra64]

Me too..

[cynwoody]

http://i.imgur.com/qaiKyNX.gifv

Click here for the audio. Given what can be heard in the background, it's a shame the beast didn't finish him off.

Camels like treats: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeQTXICdhbw