Kim Jong-un searching for a man to be his sister’s husband – any takers?

Metro.co.uk ^ | Monday 23 May 2016 12:32 pm | Harley Tamplin for

[BenLurkin]

If you’ve ever fancied marrying the sister of one of the planet’s most enigmatic dictators, today’s your lucky day.

But only if you are a graduate or student of Pyongyang’s Kim Il-sung University, 5’10 tall, ‘good looking’ and have served in the North Korean army.

That’s the criteria to be the future husband of Kim Yo-jong, the sister of Kim Jong-un and North Korea’s most powerful woman.

The leader of the secretive nation will personally lead the search for his brother-in-law.

He will vet the 30 candidates who all meet the specific criteria, the Sun reports.

His sister, 29, was elected to the nation’s powerful Central Committee this month.

A defector, who fled North Korea for South Korea, told the Sun: ‘Students at Kim Il-sung University had to step aside to make way for Yo-jong in the hallway...

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What is with those huge hats on the military guys? They look cartoonish.

[JimRed]

A defector, who fled North Korea for South Korea, told the Sun: ‘Students at Kim Il-sung University had to step aside to make way for Yo-jong in the hallway...

Sounds like she has a Hillary complex.

[MinuteGal]

Apparently, HER personal marital wishes play no part in this medieval soap opera. It will be a marriage made in communist hell.

Looks like the formerly-fruitless husband-search is now accelerating due to her age of 29.

I doubt if any NORK dude with a brain would be anxious to marry into that clan. If he forgets to take the garbage out or leaves the toilet seat down, he could very well be taken out and shot the following dawn.

Leni

[dfwgator]

Talk about a shotgun wedding.

[DannyTN]

Laz, care to play North Korean roulette?

[Daffynition]

[JoeProBono]

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That picture makes me wish for a pair of drumsticks.

[tet68]

She’s kinda cute, in a Juche kind of way.
Of course if you displease her you could be fed to dogs
so there is that aspect to consider.

[Navy Patriot]

Kim Jong-un searching for a man to be his sister’s husband – any takers?

Muslims can have four wives.

"Hey, I qualify, does she have a dowry?"

[EternalVigilance]

Is there ANYONE in North Korea that is 5’ 10” tall?

I mean, gosh, they live on tree bark, right?

[stevio]

Bad genes.

[BenLurkin]

Photoshop. Has to be.

[BenLurkin]

More like “Off with his head.”

[JoeProBono]

[r_barton]

How do you say Black Widow spider in Korean? ;-) (The female black widow spider kills and eats its mate).

[Billthedrill]

Students at Kim Il-sung University had to step aside to make way for Yo-jong in the hallway...

Who does this little wench think she is, Hillary Clinton?

[libstripper]

Maybe I should do what Obola would advise: declare myself to be a male tarantula and try to marry a female tarantula. I’d have just about as good a chance of survival as the fool who marries that woman will.

[TXnMA]

"Gute girl"

And, not too ugly as a woman, either...