Sex Robots Are Coming

Men's Health ^ | May 20, 2016 | Eric Spitznagel

[Kudsman]

Gentlemen, we have the technology. We can build the perfect sex companions. But do we want them?

David Mills has a great story about the time he brought a date home and she almost saw his sex robot.

“Everything was going well, and we were heading toward the bedroom,” he says. “And that’s when I realized, ‘Oh crap, Taffy’s in there!’”

Taffy is Mills’s sex robot. He gave her that name because it sounded young and playful.

Mills and Taffy are celebrating their two-year anniversary. In June of 2014, Mills had her delivered from a company called Abyss Creations in San Marcos, California.

Taffy is the “RealDoll2, Body A” model, with silicone skin and stainless-steel joints. Her $7,149 price tag included an extra $500 for custom freckles, because Mills wanted her to look more realistic.

[dfwgator]

Whole Lotta Rosie.

[Vaquero]

Its all the pajama boys have these days.

No, they have each other.

[NorthMountain]

So this dude paid over 7 grand for a masturbation toy.

The stupid ... it is strong with this one.

[umgud]

I pay my ex over $20K/year in alimony (and I got all 4 kids). My gf is pretty expensive too. Just sayin.....

[Vaquero]

The Crushinator had the hots for bender

[Salamander]

More human than human...

[Kudsman]

Ya well novelty costs. I remember the first big screen TV’s were multiple thousands of dollars too. Now u can get decent ones for under $500 on Black Friday! Wait till the fire sale on amputee, trailer dwelling, toothless models hits. Bet you can pick one up for the cost of good dinner, movie and a solid drunk. Ha!

[moovova]

The good news for the guys...when you’re finished, just hose’em down.

[usurper]

I want one with a Hemi engine and a mute button.

[MuttTheHoople]

Do they make SheepDolls for our muslim pals?

Yes, they do.

[boycott]

Nice! We wouldn’t want our muzzie pals to feel left out.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Someone put it well when the argued that the idea of sex robots amounts to “vibrators for men”. However, he noted that while many women “become sexier with sex”, with men it is just the opposite effect, they want less sex.

For this reason, men are motivated for “beyond sex”, other reasons for affiliating with women. Things like companionship, friendship, loyalty, supportiveness, intellect and trust.

[DannyTN]

I for one welcome our new overlords.

[Tax-chick]

Wouldn’t a goat be cheaper?

[Kudsman]

Naa-aaay.

[OldMissileer]

The more realistic robot would come with menstruating kit, a random headache generator, and cause credit card to be charged for dinner and a movie.

"Huston, we have true realism,over."

[Salamander]

[tbpiper]

“Meaninglessness does not come from being weary of pain. Meaninglessness comes from being weary of pleasure.”

― G.K. Chesterton

[COBOL2Java]

Gigolo Joe and Jane

[boycott]

Probably not much of a used market for these things. Doubt you’ll find them on Craigslist.