Really, brother? You can do better than booooossssshhhh.
Even Coors [spit, and spit again] would be equivalent...not better, just equivalent.
I’d recommend a Goose Island IPA (as long as the temp is approaching 100F), but not to be used in more than 6-at-a-time. Note that BBQ burgers and/or “back-ribs” are required with this brew.
Other opportunities are: [Cletus’ favorite]...http://bellsbeer.com/brands/#Seasonal-1
Likely cain’t get it in Tejas but...damn, it is GOOD beer! Strohs on steroids.
Ya get used to it.