[SMGFan]

:) And they are critical of red meat and cattle hurting the environment.

[kosciusko51]

[blueunicorn6]

The plants are eating people and then not wiping the crumbs from their filthy mouths!

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

[grania]

If they have human and rat DNA, then they aren't veggie burgers. Among their other problems.

Here's a solution...don't eat meat burgers or veggie burgers. Choose unground meats and vegetables instead.

[Billthedrill]

I suppose I should come clean to the vegan stores. I avoided pesticides by cross-breeding a rat and a kumquat. It’s the green alternative. And they’re delicious, when you can catch them.

[bgill]

Jimmy Hoffa?

[upchuck]

Related post:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3429585/posts

[Company Man]

Bing and Google news did everything in their power to imply that all burgers (including beef) had this problem, and not just vegetarian fare as was the actual reality. Only FOX news called it correctly in their headline. The dozens of others, eh, not so much.

Key takeaway: Never, ever forget how much the news is being MANIPULATED.

[Above My Pay Grade]

In a Charlton Heston voice: “Veggie burgers are PEOPLE! (and rats)”

[oldvirginian]

Human DNA?
Well now we know what happens when the mob “disappears” someone these days.

Remember silly assed vegans, you are what you eat.

I am composed of beef, beef with bacon, pork, pork sausage, bacon, occasionally chicken and turkey, bacon, lettuce tomato and onion, bacon, potatoes fried in fat and bacon.
The occasional tossed salad with ham and bacon.

Silly vegans are comprised of tofu, wilted (and overpriced) organic vegetables and “hot dogs” and veggie burgers made with mystery ingredients.

[BenLurkin]

Human DNA in veggie burgers?

Hope it doesn’t get in there the same way human DNA gets into Ben and Jerry’s ice cream.

[kosciusko51]

Veggie burger: Is that a loofah?

[VTenigma]

My veg head friend and I used to frequent a food truck. He said they had the best veggie burgers, I knew why too. They fried them in bacon fat.

[boop]

The fact is there is NEVER going to be a truly 100% vegan burger.

Even water has microscopic animals in it.

I know of some Orthodox Jews who would filter NYC water, because the miniature insects in it would definitely be non-kosher.

You can try, but NO food is completely insect-free.

[MotorCityBuck]

Put some Open Pit on it, and its all good.

[PGR88]

Just more media BS

Veggie Burgers are often made in hamburger plants that process meat, albeit under different regulations. If human hands picked or processed those beans, onions, carrots, etc... then human DNA could likely be found on them.

[Secret Agent Man]

Things fall in at the factory. People lose fingers once in awhile.

[goodwithagun]

I’m vegan and have never had one of these things. I get so amused at vegans and vegetarians who eat processed food like veggie burgers. Most I’ve met are the unhealthiest eaters.