Posted on 05/02/2016 3:47:58 PM PDT by blueunicorn6
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's the first Monday in May and that means it's time again for the Prance For The Pork, The Democrat Derby!
Not much of a field this year. In fact, it's an old nag versus an old goat.
I've seen better fields on the carousel. And those horses were less wooden than Hillary and Bernie.
Here's Barney Frank to blow the bugler.
The horses are at the post. It's the Washington Post. Now you know where they got the saying, "Dumb as the Post".
Oh, the colors are magnificent at The Democrat Derby. There's white....and there's some more white....white over there.....here a white there a white everywhere a white white.
And there's the bell! It's for all the classes not being held in Detroit! Maybe the teachers can win a little dough at the track today. Nope. They're all betting on their retirements. Sucker bet there.
Around the first curve it's!!!!!
Well, nobody. Hillary and Bernie went about ten feet and stopped.
They're fighting over something!
It's a hundred dollar bill!
Ohhh....she kicked him in his Jockeys!
So ends another Democrat Derby.
Everybody lost.....again.
Wait!
Hillary is up!
She's running the wrong way!
It's going to be a photo finish!
The FBI can use it for her mugshot.
I heard Bernie on the radio today saying they were going into a contested convention.
Lol
Thanks, I needed a laugh today.
Funny but Frankly I’m getting a little tired of all this huffing and blowing. Can’t anyone run a race without getting winded? Nothing like blowing a race in the end because you ran out of energy.
Not eating enough Hummus, eh Hillary? Not keeping up your strength? Tries a Weiner, you know the old “Franks and Beans”. Good for you. Goes down slowly and tastes good, I’m told.
Can’t any Dem win a race by getting a head instead of tripping all over each other. (Oh, that’s called “loving” - Sorry).
What a mess! Barney Frank, Bernie Sanders and Hillary Clinton.
Now that’s what I call “transgendered”, “transmutations”, and “trannysized”.
(I have no idea what I just wrote but it sounds funny to me. Unfortunately, B, B, & H are the “Three Stooges of the Left” without the laughs).
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