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Just damn, what a moron, I hope she was worth serious prison time.
1 posted on 04/26/2016 3:06:22 PM PDT by PROCON
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That might work. Or roses.


2 posted on 04/26/2016 3:09:13 PM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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Good news for him is that he can probably spend it in a federal prison instead of a state lockup. Although I expect Colorado prisons are much nicer than you find in parts of the deep south.


3 posted on 04/26/2016 3:09:29 PM PDT by PAR35
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At least that will employ 10 FBI agents and postal inspectors for a while.


4 posted on 04/26/2016 3:10:29 PM PDT by PGR88
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That ‘Rocky Mountain High’ will do funny stuff to a person....just saying...


5 posted on 04/26/2016 3:13:23 PM PDT by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump; Trump; Trump; Trump; 100%)
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His girlfriend is impressed by blowing up mailboxes? Is her name Bonnie? Is his name Clyde?


6 posted on 04/26/2016 3:13:30 PM PDT by Opinionated Blowhard ("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
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Chicks just can’t resist guys who blow up mailboxes.


7 posted on 04/26/2016 3:14:15 PM PDT by Ken H
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I can see this. And when did our government lose its sense of humor?


8 posted on 04/26/2016 3:14:21 PM PDT by DesertRhino ("I want those feeble minded asses overthrown,,,)
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Good thing only junk mail was destroyed. Now if he had bombed an E-Mail server, serious disruption would occur.


9 posted on 04/26/2016 3:14:52 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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He blowed that mail box up real good.


10 posted on 04/26/2016 3:16:59 PM PDT by Delta 21 (Patiently waiting for the jack booted kick at my door.)
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I read the title, and immediately thought “...has to be Florida”.


11 posted on 04/26/2016 3:17:03 PM PDT by EEGator
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“John Henry Bowman.” I thought this was about the drummer of Led Zeppelin! Now I want to hear Moby Dick.


12 posted on 04/26/2016 3:17:13 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement ("World Peace 1.20.09.")
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About 14 or 15 years the sheriff of a small town in Lanesboro, Minnesota who set some buildings on fire to try and win back his girlfriend. He planned to "arrive" at the fires the same time as the fire department and "do something heroic" to impress his former girlfriend, but the fire got out of hand.

He was sentenced to six years in prison and ordered to pay back $700,000 for destroying three historic buildings.

13 posted on 04/26/2016 3:20:49 PM PDT by driftless2 (For long term happiness, learn how to play the accordion)
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His romantic gesture did quite a number on the concrete pylon holding the sign, too.

14 posted on 04/26/2016 3:21:40 PM PDT by Blue Jays (Rock Hard, Ride Free)
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“Hold my beer”


15 posted on 04/26/2016 3:21:53 PM PDT by Doogle (( USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon sThailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated))
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That guy is either a special kind of stupid, or his girlfriend is impressed by wannabe terrorist types-that said, I can see fining the fool for damages, and charging him with destroying property but-why call in the militia for a mailbox,even if it is considered postal service property? It is an inanimate object...


16 posted on 04/26/2016 3:22:59 PM PDT by Texan5 ("You've got to saddle up your boys, you've got to draw a hard line"...)
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Should have just taken her fishing...


22 posted on 04/26/2016 3:34:18 PM PDT by gov_bean_ counter (Donald Trump - Simple solutions for the simple minded...)
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The explosion also stunned a nearby beeber.


23 posted on 04/26/2016 3:34:34 PM PDT by \/\/ayne (I regret that I have but one subscription cancellation notice to give to my local newspaper.)
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Brilliant! /s


24 posted on 04/26/2016 3:36:04 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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Henry Bowman? You’d think he’d be aware of unintended consequences.


25 posted on 04/26/2016 3:39:29 PM PDT by printhead (Standard & Poor - Poor is the new standard.)
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I don't get how it's supposed to impress the guy girlfriend unless it's some kind of weird Freudian thing about big pipe, explosion and box?
26 posted on 04/26/2016 3:42:06 PM PDT by tophat9000 (King G(OP)eorge III has no idea why the Americans are in rebellion... teach him why)
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