[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

What a cut up!

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

This will give the Cruz campaign ideas. Soon interns and campaign volunteers will be sacrificing themselves to Khali so he can win the nomination. Teddy might even try the pulling of the still beating heart trick from Temple of Doom.

[WorkingClassFilth]

This poor soul.

[Sasparilla]

Did this happen at the Maine Delegate Convention?

[TChad]

He had also mentioned that this step would help his family overcome their financial crisis.

Far more practical than afterlife virgins.

[RegulatorCountry]

"Chaudhary's wife told us that he had been disturbed over his their financial condition and had turned to spirituality. His family members said that he spent hours praying and performing religious rituals. He had even stopped going to work"

So disturbed over their financial condition that he stopped going to work?

[KarlInOhio]

"Chaudhary's wife told us that he had been disturbed over his their financial condition and had turned to spirituality. His family members said that he spent hours praying and performing religious rituals. He had even stopped going to work," said a senior police officer.

Hmmm. Worry about money so much that you stop going into work. How is that supposed to solve the problem?

[Cicero]

What happened to the coconut?

[Bratch]

Amateur!

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

It is a security, distro to die for but that’s going a little far...

[Chode]

but did he have the ring?

[DaxtonBrown]

“Chaudhary had a coconut in one hand and a knife in the other.”

I can’t count the number of times I’ve been in that same situation.

[SaraJohnson]

Kali is the god of death and destruction. Some idiot put Kali on a building in NY in a big light show recently. Diversity is our strength.

[Bikkuri]

Surprised they said, “a hospital” instead of, “ hospital”, being it is Brit English..

Prayers for the man who almost did himself in..