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NO SIR!

Posted on 04/19/2016 5:23:21 PM PDT by Lazamataz

When former U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan, Stanley McChrystal, was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren't going to go well when the President accused him of not supporting him in his political role as President.

"It's not my job to support you as a politician, Mr. President, it's my job to support you as Commander-in-Chief," McChrystal replied, and he handed Obama his resignation.

Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal's resignation the President made a cheap parting shot.

"I bet when I die you'll be happy to pee on my grave." The General saluted.

"NO SIR! ....Mr. President, I always told myself after leaving the Army I'd never stand in line again."


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: afghanistan; meme; memeimages; stanleymcchrystal
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To: Lazamataz
It is a great joke. TY
41 posted on 04/19/2016 8:59:15 PM PDT by Chgogal (Obama "hung the SEALs out to dry, basically exposed them like a set of dog balls..." CMH)
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To: fini
I never heard the term “powdered prince”. What does “powdered prince” mean. I have heard of “perfumed prince”.
42 posted on 04/19/2016 9:02:01 PM PDT by Chgogal (Obama "hung the SEALs out to dry, basically exposed them like a set of dog balls..." CMH)
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To: Chgogal

Powdered prince means, he looks good, smells good, but it is mostly show. Think of a politician that wears stars.


43 posted on 04/19/2016 9:36:18 PM PDT by fini
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To: Lazamataz

bkmk


44 posted on 04/19/2016 9:36:41 PM PDT by originalbuckeye ("In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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To: fini
Got it, thanks.
45 posted on 04/19/2016 9:59:53 PM PDT by Chgogal (Obama "hung the SEALs out to dry, basically exposed them like a set of dog balls..." CMH)
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To: Lazamataz; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
Thanks Lazamataz, that's a fine piece of work, regardless of veracity!

46 posted on 04/20/2016 12:39:12 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
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To: Lazamataz
The difference between a fairy tale and a war story:
Fairy Tale War Story
Opening "Once Upon a Time" "You ain't gonna believe this"
Conclusion "And they lived happily ever after" "No shit"

47 posted on 04/20/2016 12:53:25 PM PDT by markomalley (Nothing emboldens the wicked so greatly as the lack of courage on the part of the good -- Leo XIII)
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To: Lazamataz

True story? For real? How do you know Laz?


48 posted on 04/21/2016 5:33:23 PM PDT by SoFloFreeper (Just say no to HRC)
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To: SoFloFreeper
True story?

True story.

For real?

For real.

How do you know Laz?

Laz and I met in high school, we were in Chemistry together.

49 posted on 04/22/2016 6:23:28 AM PDT by Lazamataz (When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.)
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To: Lazamataz; SoFloFreeper
Laz and I met in high school, we were in Chemistry together.

Lazy Laz, we called him.

Truth was, there was no real chemistry.

50 posted on 04/22/2016 6:27:00 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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To: Lazamataz

This joke could possibly be adapted to zero and uncle joe:

The elderly Scottish Laird lay near death and called his faithful manservant to his bedside to hear his final request.

“Hamish,” he said, “When I’m gone I want you to take that bottle of single malt Scottish whiskey that’s been in the family for thirty years and pour it over my grave.”

“Certainly Sir,” replied the servant in his thick brogue, “But do ye mind if I filter it through me kidneys furst?”


51 posted on 04/22/2016 6:30:15 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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