Posted on 04/19/2016 5:23:21 PM PDT by Lazamataz
When former U.S. Military commander in Afghanistan, Stanley McChrystal, was called into the Oval Office by Barack Obama, he knew things weren't going to go well when the President accused him of not supporting him in his political role as President.
"It's not my job to support you as a politician, Mr. President, it's my job to support you as Commander-in-Chief," McChrystal replied, and he handed Obama his resignation.
Not satisfied with accepting McChrystal's resignation the President made a cheap parting shot.
"I bet when I die you'll be happy to pee on my grave." The General saluted.
"NO SIR! ....Mr. President, I always told myself after leaving the Army I'd never stand in line again."
Powdered prince means, he looks good, smells good, but it is mostly show. Think of a politician that wears stars.
bkmk
Thanks Lazamataz, that's a fine piece of work, regardless of veracity!
| Fairy Tale | War Story | |
|---|---|---|
| Opening | "Once Upon a Time" | "You ain't gonna believe this" |
| Conclusion | "And they lived happily ever after" | "No shit" |
True story? For real? How do you know Laz?
True story.
For real?
For real.
How do you know Laz?
Laz and I met in high school, we were in Chemistry together.
Lazy Laz, we called him.
Truth was, there was no real chemistry.
This joke could possibly be adapted to zero and uncle joe:
The elderly Scottish Laird lay near death and called his faithful manservant to his bedside to hear his final request.
“Hamish,” he said, “When I’m gone I want you to take that bottle of single malt Scottish whiskey that’s been in the family for thirty years and pour it over my grave.”
“Certainly Sir,” replied the servant in his thick brogue, “But do ye mind if I filter it through me kidneys furst?”
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