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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 04/08/2016 6:04:56 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

With that said, bring on the silliness....



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness
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To: Lucky9teen
As long as he remembers the carnal rule of bongo playing.

Never play bongos while walking down the stairs.

61 posted on 04/08/2016 10:57:37 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Lucky9teen

62 posted on 04/08/2016 11:11:08 AM PDT by Ingtar (68.9% del allocated. Trump 61.4%, Cruz 41.6% of required for nomination 4/6)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Carnal Rule? Or perhaps......Cardinal Rule.

Stay Classy Freepers.


63 posted on 04/08/2016 11:11:38 AM PDT by RoadGumby (This is not where I belong, Take this world and give me Jesus.)
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To: RoadGumby
Carnal Rule? Or perhaps......Cardinal Rule.

Why are you bringing religion into this?

:^p

64 posted on 04/08/2016 11:14:42 AM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
Nobody expects ...

The Spanish Inquisition!

65 posted on 04/08/2016 11:34:00 AM PDT by ArGee ("Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." – General James Mattis)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

66 posted on 04/08/2016 11:34:20 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Well, your tagline DOES say you are a religious fanatic ;P


67 posted on 04/08/2016 11:53:48 AM PDT by RoadGumby (This is not where I belong, Take this world and give me Jesus.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Riot control for another pair of Trump voters.


68 posted on 04/08/2016 12:07:46 PM PDT by BibChr ("...behold, they have rejected the word of the LORD, so what wisdom is in them?" [Jer. 8:9])
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To: RoadGumby

Touche!


69 posted on 04/08/2016 12:08:27 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: ArGee

Egad! They are going to put in in the comfy chair!


70 posted on 04/08/2016 12:10:21 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (Proud Infidel, Gun Nut, Religious Fanatic and Freedom Fiend)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

Cardinal Fang! You will have to say it.

Er ... ah.... Nobody ...

(prompting) expects

... expects ... er ... ah ... nobody expects ...

(prompting) The Spanish

er ... ah ... Nobody expects The Spanish

(prompting) Inquisition

Inquisition!


71 posted on 04/08/2016 12:18:41 PM PDT by ArGee ("Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." – General James Mattis)
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To: ArGee

“Among our weapons are...”


72 posted on 04/08/2016 12:35:55 PM PDT by Ingtar (68.9% del allocated. Trump 61.4%, Cruz 41.6% of required for nomination 4/6)
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To: ArGee

Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner.

One said, “Ya know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with squirrels in my loft and attic at church. I’ve tried everything-noise, spray, cats-nothing seems to scare them away.

Another said, “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in my attic. I’ve even had the place fumigated, and they won’t go away.”

The third said, “I baptized all mine, and made them members of the church... Haven’t seen one back since!”


73 posted on 04/08/2016 12:37:07 PM PDT by ro_dreaming (Chesterton, 'Christianity has not been tried and found wanting. It's been found hard and not tried')
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To: Lucky9teen

Oldie but goodie:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE


74 posted on 04/08/2016 12:37:10 PM PDT by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless America)
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To: ro_dreaming

Seems Rabbi Moskovitz and Rabbi Greenberg bumped into each other after several years. “So, Sam,” Moskovitz asks, “How is your boy since he got back from the Holy Land?”

“Not so good, Avi,” comes the reply. “Do you know while my sone was in the Holy Land he became a Christian?”

“NO! You know the very same thing happened to my son? Let’s go talk to Rabbi Ben Judah and see if he knows anything about this.”

So they get to Rabbi Ben Judah’s house and tell him their concern and he says, “You know, I too have a son who went to the Holy Land. And my son also came back a Christian. We should go to prayer. Perhaps God will know what is going on.”

So they stood with their arms stretched to the east and Rabbi Ben Judah prays, “Oh, God of our fathers Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob. God who brought the children of Israel out of Egypt with a mighty arm and outstretched hand. We all have sons who have visited the Holy Land and they have all come back Christian. Do you know what is going on?”

A voice came from heaven, “You know, I too have a Son who went to the Holy Land ...”


75 posted on 04/08/2016 1:18:05 PM PDT by ArGee ("Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." – General James Mattis)
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To: Ingtar

Odd that penguin being there, i’n’t it? I wonder what he’s doing there?”

“He’s standing!”

“Well I can see that. Anyone can see he’s standing. I was asking why he was on the television set.”

“BURMA!!!!!”

“Why did you say, ‘Burma?’”

“I panicked.


76 posted on 04/08/2016 1:20:24 PM PDT by ArGee ("Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet." – General James Mattis)
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To: Lucky9teen

Or

Riot control at the “Babies Lives Matter” demonstration


77 posted on 04/08/2016 1:36:46 PM PDT by llevrok (Lies are born the moment someone thinks the truth is dangerous.)
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To: wyokostur

looks like an average day at a vet clinic


78 posted on 04/08/2016 1:51:45 PM PDT by Hiskid (Jesus is Lord)
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To: Lucky9teen

LOL!!!
How does that song go, bang on de drum all day?

lol


79 posted on 04/08/2016 3:49:27 PM PDT by visualops (It's the majority of the American people and Trump against the enemies of the republic - Windflier)
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To: visualops
Bernie performs on the bongos
80 posted on 04/08/2016 3:51:09 PM PDT by Lucky9teen (God's blessing has been on America from the very beginning, and I believe God isn't done yet. TCruz)
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