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Imagine Hillary in Prison: Will the Secret Service Sit Outside Her Cell? (Vanity)

Posted on 03/31/2016 1:09:32 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6

As the spouse of an ex-President, isn't Hillarious entitled to lifetime Secret Service protection? So, once Mrs. C is finally ensconced where she has belonged for decades, will armed Agents sit outside her cell and accompany her while she eats and works in the laundry, 24/7/365/10? And who would be her food-taster? Wouldn't want anyone from the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy finally getting to the Precious! Think Her Heinous would still treat all the Agents like dirt? That would be some glamorous guard duty, wouldn't it?


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1 posted on 03/31/2016 1:09:32 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6
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The VRWC would want her incarceration to be as long as possible. She’ll be fine.


2 posted on 03/31/2016 1:12:09 PM PDT by Rastus (The next president will be Trump or Hillary. Vote accordingly.)
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If they play “Monopoly” in prison, do they create a substitute for the “Get Out of Jail Free” card?


3 posted on 03/31/2016 1:15:30 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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She knows to much. they would have to Arkanside her and her whole entourage. Maybe a “Browning”.


4 posted on 03/31/2016 1:17:17 PM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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To: Hebrews 11:6

Hillary will not go to prison.


5 posted on 03/31/2016 1:18:36 PM PDT by Jim Noble (Diseases desperate grown, are by desperate appliance relieved, or not at all)
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To: Hebrews 11:6

Get out of solitary? Get out of genpop?


6 posted on 03/31/2016 1:18:43 PM PDT by Rastus (The next president will be Trump or Hillary. Vote accordingly.)
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To: Hebrews 11:6

Put her in solitary in supermax, Gitmo is too good for her.


7 posted on 03/31/2016 1:19:19 PM PDT by thorvaldr
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To: Jim Noble

It’s called “imagining.”


8 posted on 03/31/2016 1:19:35 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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Imagine Hillary in Prison: Will the Secret Service Sit Outside Her Cell? (Vanity)

How often do think Bubba would break away from his Bimbos and visit?

9 posted on 03/31/2016 1:28:32 PM PDT by 21st Century Crusader (August 26, 1191)
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10 posted on 03/31/2016 1:31:46 PM PDT by RightGeek (FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
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To: Hebrews 11:6

I said if she is ever indicted I will pop a bottle of champagne but I think Bill will beat me to it.


11 posted on 03/31/2016 1:31:50 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Can we please kill the guy already who invented the saying "My bad"?)
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To: 21st Century Crusader
Apparetly, Huma would be a more likely (conjugal) visitor. However, appearances have always been foremost in the Clintons' minds, because the truth is always so tawdry, so Bill undoubtedly would visit dutifully.
12 posted on 03/31/2016 1:34:47 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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To: RightGeek

Perfect!


13 posted on 03/31/2016 1:35:28 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Champagne sales will soar, followed by paint sales to homeowners repainting ceilings from champagne corks’ marks.


14 posted on 03/31/2016 1:37:08 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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15 posted on 03/31/2016 1:37:16 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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A true phony married to a true liar.


16 posted on 03/31/2016 1:39:01 PM PDT by SkyDancer ("Nobody Said I Was Perfect But Yet Here I Am")
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To: Hebrews 11:6

LOL

“The Clinton Global Initiative is proud to announce a donation of two hundred million dollars to the Baraq Obama Foundation in honor of his eight years of outstanding service as President.”


17 posted on 03/31/2016 1:41:08 PM PDT by nascarnation
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It is your NASCAR knowledge that allows you to foresee the circularity of that money exchange.


18 posted on 03/31/2016 1:45:05 PM PDT by Hebrews 11:6 (Do you REALLY believe that (1) God IS, and (2) God IS GOOD?)
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To: Hebrews 11:6

No, more like the insight I’ve developed participating in FR for 10+ years.


19 posted on 03/31/2016 1:46:32 PM PDT by nascarnation
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To: Hebrews 11:6

“A healthy imagination is a blessing”

I’ll bet Bill is already breking out the popcorn!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU8CzCQGSok


20 posted on 03/31/2016 1:57:31 PM PDT by haroldeveryman
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