One of these days I’m expecting some candidate to not only survive a scandal like this (if true), but to actually become more popular because of it. Oh, wait, that already happened I guess. Geez, if this turns out to be true, maybe Cruz should just brag about it (of course not, but that’s how crazy our world has become). So now I’m imagining this:
“...And I would $!@&# them in a boat.
And I would $!@&# them with a goat...
And I will $!@&# them in the rain.
And in the dark. And on a train.
And in a car. And in a tree.
They are so good, so good, you see!
So I will $!@&# them in a box.
And I will $!@&# them with a fox.
And I will $!@&# them in a house.
And I will $!@&# them with a mouse.
And I will $!@&# them here and there.
Say! I will $!@&# them anywhere!
Donald has long been boastful of his many affairs between his marriages. He’s never denied them.
Oh yes, those famous lines from “Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Ma’am-I-Am”.