One night the older sister of twin brothers convinced them it was time they learned to curse like real farmhands. She helped them practice quietly in their room that evening until they were sure they were ready for the big day. They got up that morning and dressed as usual and went down to breakfast.
Their mother asked the first twin what he wanted for breakfast and he put on his best farmhand voice and said “I
think I’ll have a bowl of them damn Cheerios”
The mother, without a word grabbed the boy by his shirt collar, drug him to the sink and washed his mouth out with laundry soap, spanked him and sent him back to his room. She then turned to the second twin and asked him what he wanted for breakfast.
His wide eyed reply was; “It sure as Hell won’t be Cheerios!”
Heard that one, but it’s still darn funny.:)
Ted Kennedy!