[humblegunner]

A whole pack of ‘em visit my mom’s house every evening,
been doing so for generations. She feeds ‘em ramen and bread.

It’s better than an animal show she says.

[central_va]

Rabbies.

[Black Agnes]

Rabies infested little cute things.

[tacticalogic]

I’ve heard it’s hilarious to put out a box of sugar cubes next to a creek bank where the raccoons will find them. They take one out and try to wash it and it just disappears. They keep going back and getting another one and doing it all over again until the box is empty.

[Gargantua]

All kidding aside, raccoons are incredibly smart, fun-loving, playful creatures. God outdid Himself when he made raccoons.

I have raised and released dozens of orphaned baby raccoons, and every single one had an amazing and unique personality, sense of humor, and need for affection and touchy-feely interaction.

And I love your mom!

[Blood of Tyrants]

It is illegal in most states to feed wild animals because the forget how to feed themselves. I wish it was illegal to feed lazy humans.