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I haven't done a predictions thread in awhile...
04 March 2016
| US Navy Vet
Posted on 03/04/2016 2:15:30 PM PST by US Navy Vet
...It is the day after Election Day 2016, what will the Washington Post's Front Page Headline be?
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: 2016predictions
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To: sparklite2
“IRAN NUKED!!!
Accuses Israel”
No, that story will break at about 11:45 A.M. EST on 1/20/2017.
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:38:55 PM PST
by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt)
To: US Navy Vet
“Today, the Cold Case Posse released their findings about the fictitious past of Barack Obama.....”
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:39:56 PM PST
by
SaveFerris
(Be a blessing to a stranger today for some have entertained angels unaware)
To: US Navy Vet
Trump wins presidency.
Makes deal with Dems to build one mile of symbolic wall, in exchange for raising taxes only slightly.
Declares great win and victory.
While at photo-op of symbolic 1 mile of wall, which was built by illegal workers - wall falls over on him crushing him.
His VP , Bernie Sanders assumes Presidency, and outlaws the Republican party.
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:40:58 PM PST
by
builder
(I don't want a piece of someone else's pie)
To: US Navy Vet
Hilary squeezes ahead with lower absolute votes as Trump repeats Romney’s weak showing.
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:41:08 PM PST
by
Sam Gamgee
(May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't. - Patton)
To: US Navy Vet
"Hillary Clinton Found Deceased
In Successful Suicide Attempt"
says AG-Elect Chris Christie"
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:41:19 PM PST
by
musicman
(Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
To: US Navy Vet
Trump disavows wall; says new information requires policy shift”
To: US Navy Vet
“OMG … What Have We Done?!”
It’s a very flexible headline that could fit either party.
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:43:39 PM PST
by
al_c
(Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
To: GrouchoTex
Sick minds think alike my friend.
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:44:03 PM PST
by
cyclotic
(Liberalism is what smart looks like to stupid people.)
To: showme_the_Glory
Uh...that would not happen on the day after the election...so your quote does not fit into A Navy Vet's prediction scenario.
Hillary will name her VP candidate either before or during the DNC convention, and that is who will be on the ballot with her.
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:44:12 PM PST
by
Jeff Head
(Semper Fidelis - Molon Labe - Sic Semper Tyrannis)
To: Ancesthntr
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:46:49 PM PST
by
sparklite2
( "The white man is the Jew of Liberal Fascism." -Jonah Goldberg)
To: US Navy Vet
Clinton Has Brain Aneurysm.
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:48:34 PM PST
by
PJBankard
(I wouldn't let Obama or Hillary run my Dairy Queen - Wayne Allen Root)
“America wakes up to freedom and the roaches scatter.”
Or better yet, “Clinton Indicted, forfeits election to Donald J. Trump.”
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:49:36 PM PST
by
kagnew
To: US Navy Vet
Trump wins resulting in millions of homeless, school kids starving due to lack of funds for lunches, elderly unable to pay for prescriptions so they are buying dog food to pay for it, women getting back street abortions due to lack of funding, hate crimes exploding everywhere, national debt out of control and Nancy grace starts up the count again for the number of dead soldiers. Did I miss anything?
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:52:22 PM PST
by
Donnafrflorida
(Thru Him all things are possible.)
To: US Navy Vet
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:53:29 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: US Navy Vet
America now on Cruz control
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:55:18 PM PST
by
94Revolution
(Get it right this time)
To: US Navy Vet
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:57:17 PM PST
by
Fresh Wind
(Falcon 105)
To: US Navy Vet
"SCHLONGED"
"Minorities and Womyn Hardest Hit"
Special to the Times
Within hours of the election of the misogynist bigoted racist sexist homophobe Donald Trump (R), the nation's unemployment rate soared to over NINE THOUSAND...
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posted on
03/04/2016 2:58:59 PM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: US Navy Vet
“Kim Kardashian Leaves Kanye West for True Love Caitlyn Jenner”
To: US Navy Vet
I was thinking that but the papers won’t be so supportive of him to use his name.
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posted on
03/04/2016 3:05:48 PM PST
by
CodeToad
(Islam should be banned and treated as a criminal enterprise!)
To: US Navy Vet
Trump wins all 57 states in a landslide. On his first day in office he gets Mexico to agree to build an impenetrable wall on the Mexican side, using their labor and materials. Since there is no way to get from Mexico to the United States, this cuts off all Mexican immigration to the U.S. Then the 65 million illegal immigrants voluntarily return to Mexico in helicopters over the wall, but not before paying the U.S. government for all welfare etc. that they took. After naming Allen West his Attorney General, Trump meets with the King of Saudi Arabia and shares his Bible with him. King Salman is inspired to convert to Christianity and brings the whole Gulf states with him.
Trump threatens to nuke China, and they are so scared, they close all companies whose manufacturing competes with the U.S. They depose Kim Jong-Un, and as a reparation, they turn the whole country of North Korea into a giant VA hospital/resort for veterans.
Trump has a half hour meeting with Obama after he is sworn in and Obama realizes ACA is a huge mistake and vows to help Trump repeal if he has to go state to state himself. Obama also admits that he was born in Kenya and that dog is his favorite food. Because he admits that, every single law Obama signed is automatically repealed. He promises to study to pass the citizenship test, so that he can be Trump's ambassador to Kenya, now that he is a born-again conservative. Obama denounces Reverend Wright and proclaims from then on, he will only go to Franklin Graham's church.
All the feckless Democrats and Republicans in congress are so scared of Trump, they resign, and are replaced by new Congress people from the Trump Party. Feminists declare unreserved support for Trump when he makes Melania the first woman on paper money - on the $100 bill.
100% chance this will happen!
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