Posted on 02/19/2016 11:38:13 AM PST by xzins
It is true.
Every word.
I swear it on a stack of national geographics.
Donald Trump doesn't have a dime to his name. If he wanted a gumball at the dime store, he'd have to take out a loan.
His dog has the worst kind of fleas. The living kind. The poor thing lays down on his side, his leg flies as he gouges fleas.
Donald's grass would make Toro send in a biblical plague of locusts.
Absolutely.
He STOLE “Texas Ted Cruz’s” Pincante Recipe.
His lawn is on the old lady’s property where he blew up her house.
And he’s up on everyone!
He once taped a baseball game without the expressed written consent of the Commissioner of Baseball.
Trump went to China to hand-sew sport coats with his name on them.
On the way, he stopped in Amsterdam to have 20 abortions.
And he owns casinos, which are of the devil.
He named two judges to replace Scalia at the debates. He named his sister. Twice.
He signed up for Obamacare two years before it existed, that’s just how much he loves it.
He inherited 200 zillion dollars from his dad, and lost it all.
I also heard he leaves the toilet seat up. Habitually.
We must fear this man.
His wife is ugly and his children are stupid failures
maybe he should take all that money after all, poor guy...LOL
And the worse thing? Trump gave jobs to people who SMOKE!
He torched it.
He had the old lady declared a witch.
He had the old lady’s dog sent to the pound.
Now there isn’t anything there: they paved paradise and put up a parking lot.
so sad
Silly post but I would add a line from Jabez Dawes.
He brushed his teeth, they said in town,
Sideways instead of up and down.
Not that!
He’ll be banned with Pete Rose and Shoeless Joe
I’ve heard he’s a public masticator, and that one of his children was a thespian in college.
And these are his good qualities.
Thanks for posting this. Now I’ll definitely be voting for Saint Ted. Even though Cruz has ZERO chance of winning (give him Nv Col NM Fla and even throw in Iowa just because) and he still loses to Clinton or Sanders.) I have no choice because I want to say I voted for the conservative who is screwing us in the future.
HE PULLED THE TAGS OFF ALL HIS HOTEL MATTRESSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was told that Trump lets his cat go out at night...on Fifth Avenue.
He masticates in public!
Say it ain’t so...cincy65.
Does he personally masticate or does he practice GROUP mastication....ewwwwwwww
(Go Reds!)
Under penalty of law.
you know there’s a 10 year sentence for that. And your jailhouse bunk isn’t allowed to have a mattress lest you injure another one.
AND he’s a unrepentant HOMO SAPIEN!
This way to see the egress.......
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It gets worse. He masticated in front of his children when they were young.
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