Woman bites into ‘waferless’ KitKat, demands lifetime supply (Islam)

http://www.news.com.au/finance/business/retail/woman-bites-into-waferless-kitkat-demands-lifetime-supply/news-story/193426f8c7eb197f632dee682f3f5e1b ^ | February 2, 2016

[Lera]

Well ain't she special

[Kozak]

A lifetime of kit kats with Porky goodness...

[Vision Thing]

She’s a victimhoodlum.

[Blood of Tyrants]

How does she manage to muster the courage to carry on after such a tragedy?

[dfwgator]

Give me a break.

[4yearlurker]

Sheesh...give me a break.

[Blood of Tyrants]

BTW, I think Great Britain has a loser pays for the winner’s lawyer so I doubt that she’ll find many lawyers to take up the case.

[alloysteel]

Could have been a larva of some kind of meal-worm....

Is there something in the Koran about biting into a confection and finding it not to your taste?

I believe England still has a “loser pays” policy in civil actions.

[hal ogen]

She needs her “ass kicked” (to paraphrase the comedian, George Wallace). What an idiot.

[Vigilanteman]

Justice would be what the CHUCKLES company did for me years ago. I bought a bar in the vending machine at work and discovered it was one Chuckles short, the lemon flavor, if I recall. I sent them the wrapper and a calm letter explaining the problem. A couple of weeks later, UPS delivered me a box of a dozen with a polite reply and thank you letter for catching a quality problem with the dispensing machine on that production line.

I still get a chuckle when I think about it and still look for Chuckles during those increasingly rare times I put money in a vending machine. Haven't seen them in years, unfortunately.

[detective]

I think she made the story up, or someone made it up for her.

I wouldn’t give her anything.

[Baynative]

Bring back Public humiliation. It's both appropriate and a good way to dispose of rotten fruit.

[TruthWillWin]

Hope she has to pay the expenses for this frivolous lawsiut.

[Scrambler Bob]

Just how many is a lifetime supply?

Grant the request, to be collected one at a time at the factory. Turn in wrapper off last one. During working hours only.

[albie]

I once bought a bag of Match Light coals, only to discover that were damp and wouldn’t light.

The store refused me credit or even a new bag. Match Light responded to my polite letter with a gift certificate for $20 worth of ML.

The corner store I bought it from is out of business. Match Light is doing very well.

[bolobaby]

You win the internet today, just narrowly beating out 4yearlurker.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Give the poor lass what she wants! Tie her to a bench, put a horse speculum in her mouth,, and fill her with Kit Kats! Nothing more, Kit Kats till she spews.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Little does she know that the wafer is sugar in fried bacon grease.

[PGR88]

The wafer is there for filling mostly because its a lot cheaper than real chocolate.

[wyowolf]

Ok, so other than being an idiot what does Islame have to do with this???