[Vigilanteman]

Justice would be what the CHUCKLES company did for me years ago. I bought a bar in the vending machine at work and discovered it was one Chuckles short, the lemon flavor, if I recall. I sent them the wrapper and a calm letter explaining the problem. A couple of weeks later, UPS delivered me a box of a dozen with a polite reply and thank you letter for catching a quality problem with the dispensing machine on that production line.

I still get a chuckle when I think about it and still look for Chuckles during those increasingly rare times I put money in a vending machine. Haven't seen them in years, unfortunately.

[albie]

I once bought a bag of Match Light coals, only to discover that were damp and wouldn’t light.

The store refused me credit or even a new bag. Match Light responded to my polite letter with a gift certificate for $20 worth of ML.

The corner store I bought it from is out of business. Match Light is doing very well.

[Riley]

We were going to hand out Chuckles and Snickers at Halloween, just for laughs.