Webbed feet, cat's eyes and gills: How humans could evolve to have to deal with a 'water world' due to global warming or a second ice age
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[Familyop musters a deadpan expression]
But Al Gore said Global Warming would kill us all in 10 years maybe. And that was 10 years ago. We don't have tens of thousands of years. The seas will rise long before we get webbed feet. /s
This “science” brought to you courtesy of WaterWorld.
AGW meets exactly zero criteria for a Scientific Theory.
The “warmers” are pushing hard. Al Gore’s predictions are bombing, and the Democrats are going to lose their place in the Sun this year, so their BS is coming fast, and furious now.
Real humans modify their environment.
Such drastic structural changes would necessarily take place over generations of time. The only way this process could be sped up would be via capricous calamity, such as a dirty bomb, or if certain deliberate alterations to the body became fashionable and compulsive.
As my dear, departed Uncle Roy used to say, “If a bullfrog had wings, he wouldn’t bump his fanny when he hopped!”
And that, my fellow Freepers, makes more sense than all of these ‘scientific’ prognostications about possible events 50 or 100 years from now.
Clearly they're ratcheting it up because they're losing...
Dr. Skinner has been watching a certain bad movie way too much.
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Sounds to me like those pushing this nonsense are DEVOLVING into dumb as rocks troglodytes
I got to say it this sounds like a pretend scenario in a D@D like roleplaying game played by 12 and 13 year olds...
pretty unlikely, modern humans have handled much bigger changes without much modification.
Interesting, but based on a silly scenario.
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A ‘scientist’ said it, so it must be true.
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I suppose we could evolve webbed feet and gills, or......we might move a few hundred feet inland, too.
This is what you get when you legalize pot and it gets into the brownies! Why don’t people double over in laughter at these buffoons?