To: Army Air Corps; Diana in Wisconsin
Did you receive the mail order Stepford Wife that I mailed to you?Yes. Sadly, had to disassemble her. She wouldn't make me a sammich.
111 posted on
12/24/2015 2:34:43 PM PST by
Lazamataz
(It has gotten to the point where any report from standard news outlets must be fact-checked.)
To: Lazamataz
Dang, and I ordered the Platinum Edition sammich-making upgrade for you and everything. Thankfully, I saved the receipt.
112 posted on
12/24/2015 2:43:08 PM PST by
Army Air Corps
(Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
To: Lazamataz; Army Air Corps
Hey! You put me back together RIGHT THIS MINUTE, Mister!
And I want my ORIGINAL pony-tailed head, too! Don’t be puttin’ G. I. Joe’s head on my Barbie body, ya perv, LOL!
130 posted on
12/25/2015 6:53:53 PM PST by
Diana in Wisconsin
(I don't have 'Hobbies.' I'm developing a robust Post-Apocalyptic skill set...)
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