We brought our newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup.
As he finished, the doctor told us, “You have a cute baby.”
Smiling, I said, “I bet you say that to all new parents.”
“No,” he replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.”
“So what do you say to the others?”
“He looks just like you.”
Two Laughs in twenty seconds, You’s on a Roll ! :)