Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article

We brought our newborn son to the pediatrician for his first checkup.

As he finished, the doctor told us, “You have a cute baby.”

Smiling, I said, “I bet you say that to all new parents.”

“No,” he replied, “just to those whose babies really are good-looking.”

“So what do you say to the others?”

“He looks just like you.”


9,299 posted on 06/09/2016 7:58:45 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9298 | View Replies ]



9,300 posted on 06/09/2016 11:24:26 PM PDT by NoCmpromiz (John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9299 | View Replies ]

To: NoCmpromiz

Two Laughs in twenty seconds, You’s on a Roll ! :)


9,301 posted on 06/10/2016 12:09:47 AM PDT by moose07 (DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) - Nah. ...Ermentrude chewed on some more grass and watched....)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9299 | View Replies ]

To: NoCmpromiz; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

9,305 posted on 06/10/2016 2:32:05 AM PDT by Tax-chick ("The world is a dangerous place whose inhabitation always ends in death."~Theodore Dalrymple)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 9299 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
General/Chat
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson