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What would you like to hear your president say tonight?

Posted on 12/06/2015 4:06:43 AM PST by loucon

Fox News posed this question on their morning show. My wife and I looked at each other and said in unison "I resign". But seriously ... your thoughts.


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To: Ouderkirk

Be reasonable.

He’s got to get lubed w/ s-o-m-e-t-h-i-n-g....and he doesn’t meet that many girls in the WH.


81 posted on 12/06/2015 5:54:35 AM PST by Liz (SAFE PLACE? A liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing can penetrate it.)
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To: loucon

“I’m releasing ALL of my academic and medical records.”


82 posted on 12/06/2015 5:55:58 AM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: loucon

He will make a fool of himself again as he lectures America on intolerance and guns.

Pray America wakes


83 posted on 12/06/2015 5:57:22 AM PST by bray (Trump/Cruz 2016)
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OBAMA FROM THE OVAL OFFICE: "I'm pleased to welcome two
more Democrats to the party's voting list....from the great state of Maine."

These two Somali refugees in Maine just registered as Democrats.

84 posted on 12/06/2015 6:00:16 AM PST by Liz (SAFE PLACE? A liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing can penetrate it.)
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To: Cap'n Crunch

I wouldn’t elevate Obama to the level of Saruman. IMO, he is more akin to Grima Wormtongue....sapping the strength of the US with his vile but smooth-sounding words.


85 posted on 12/06/2015 6:00:53 AM PST by CASchack
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To: loucon

* that he has a deep devotion to Christianity
* that the goal of Islam is to destroy Christianity and Judaism
* that our unified mission is to root out Muslims who cannot contain their desire to destroy our religion.


86 posted on 12/06/2015 6:01:18 AM PST by ReaganGeneration2
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To: Helicondelta

Joe and I quit - - -and we’re getting married.


87 posted on 12/06/2015 6:01:53 AM PST by oldsicilian
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To: loucon
I'd like to hear him confess the truth.

Something like I am of the Muslim faith but am homosexual. I am illegally the President of the US and have dishonestly obtained my social security card and am not constitutionally qualified to be the President. I abhor the US and wish to destroy it. I am a racist and hate white people. Gun control is my goal so the country can be violently overthrown and the US can become a country respected as Zimbabwe.

88 posted on 12/06/2015 6:02:26 AM PST by vetvetdoug
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To: AbolishCSEU

Please watch me and Bear Grylls Running Wild on the 17th.


89 posted on 12/06/2015 6:03:24 AM PST by CJ Wolf
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To: loucon

Definitely without plans to watch TV on the Feast of St. Nicholas.

“Let me introduce President Joe Biden.” Yes. I am actually ready to hear it.


90 posted on 12/06/2015 6:03:46 AM PST by browniexyz
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To: loucon

“I have AIDS.”

(Not that I actually want him to have AiDS, mind you, I’d just like to hear him say it)


91 posted on 12/06/2015 6:03:50 AM PST by dfwgator
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To: loucon

We must all think alike here. “I Resign” was my 1st thought also.


92 posted on 12/06/2015 6:04:07 AM PST by TruthWillWin (The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other peoples money.)
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To: TruthWillWin

Was kind of hoping for live seppuku myself. Darn


93 posted on 12/06/2015 6:06:12 AM PST by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who passing refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: MissEdie

This coming winter, I’ve decided to take my talents to Iraq and ISIS, where I can join a winning team!


94 posted on 12/06/2015 6:08:27 AM PST by parmamenian
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To: loucon

Nothing my tv will be off and yours should be to


95 posted on 12/06/2015 6:10:32 AM PST by ronnie raygun (If we dont stand we will fall hard)
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To: MissEdie

This coming winter, I’ve decided to take my talents to Iraq and ISIS, where I can join a winning team!


96 posted on 12/06/2015 6:11:10 AM PST by parmamenian
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To: loucon

“I resign.”


97 posted on 12/06/2015 6:12:51 AM PST by Savage Beast ("History is not just cruel. It's witty." ~Charles Krauthammer)
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To: ronnie raygun

Every time I see him, I regurgitate a small amount of my stomach contents into the back of my throat. I guarantee my TV it will not be tuned in on him. I just want to wake up Monday to the headlines “Obama Resigns!”.


98 posted on 12/06/2015 6:19:59 AM PST by loucon
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To: loucon

This winter, I’ve decided to take my talents to Iraq and ISIS, where I can join a winning team!


99 posted on 12/06/2015 6:23:50 AM PST by parmamenian
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To: loucon

Wrong question.

He knew what he was going to say before it happened.


100 posted on 12/06/2015 6:26:06 AM PST by OKSooner
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