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What would you like to hear your president say tonight?

Posted on 12/06/2015 4:06:43 AM PST by loucon

Fox News posed this question on their morning show. My wife and I looked at each other and said in unison "I resign". But seriously ... your thoughts.


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To: loucon

Nothing. Just hope he doesn’t delay start of Sunday night NFL Football.


61 posted on 12/06/2015 5:16:59 AM PST by Old Retired Army Guy (frequently.)
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To: Ouderkirk

Obama was promised a 5 minute quickie...too bad it took him three minutes to get under Michelle’s burqua.

ROTFLOL.


62 posted on 12/06/2015 5:18:45 AM PST by Liz (SAFE PLACE? A liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing can penetrate it.)
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To: loucon

“I was hoping to keep this positive and uplifting. ;)”

hahahahahhahaha..

Considering he’s trying to get us all killed I don’t think you are going to get much uplifting comments here..

I won’t be listening because I know what he is going to say and I don’t really like to vomit...


63 posted on 12/06/2015 5:19:42 AM PST by acw011 (Great Goooogly Mooogly!)
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To: loucon

And now back to the Simpsons....


64 posted on 12/06/2015 5:23:18 AM PST by Vermont Lt (I had student debt. It came from a bank. Not from the Govt.)
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To: loucon

For those who will watch - it will be easy to endure his Smug-ness if you keep visualizing him bits of pie dripped down from his face. There. All better.


65 posted on 12/06/2015 5:23:29 AM PST by epluribus_2 (he had the best mom - ever.)
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To: loucon

“Pending the resignation of Vice President Biden and the Senate’s election of Senator Cruz to fill the vacancy, I shall tender my resignation as President of the United States. I expect all members of my cabinet and other executive office appointees to tender their resignations to President Cruz, their continuance in office being at the pleasure and discretion of President Cruz. I shall retire to the country I have always considered my home, Indonesia, where I will remain silent on issues of American politics and culture for the remainder of my life. I do, however, reserve the right to pick NCAA brackets.”


66 posted on 12/06/2015 5:23:46 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Men need a reason to shop. Women need a place.)
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To: Califreak
Nothing but a trojan horse poser.

Placed there by our shadow govt, and emboldened by our visible govt.

67 posted on 12/06/2015 5:25:23 AM PST by rawcatslyentist (Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,)
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To: Liz

You are really trying to have me barf up everything aren’t you?

/sarc

The thought of sex with the wookie curdles the mind.


68 posted on 12/06/2015 5:27:17 AM PST by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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To: BigEdLB
wed have the first president with a beard

Technically correct since Michael wasn't born female.

Hussein is a beard for his beard.

69 posted on 12/06/2015 5:29:47 AM PST by rawcatslyentist (Genesis 1:29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed,)
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To: Lonesome in Massachussets

“We are all ISIl now”, its e everybody’s fault, so we start collecting guns and toy rc cars tomorrow morning...


70 posted on 12/06/2015 5:30:07 AM PST by epluribus_2 (he had the best mom - ever.)
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To: loucon
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71 posted on 12/06/2015 5:32:31 AM PST by HotHunt
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To: loucon

The White House has lead, VCOs, and asbestos, our whole family is sick. I resign.


72 posted on 12/06/2015 5:35:59 AM PST by DCBryan1 (No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!!)
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To: loucon

“I am resigning to take a job as justice minister for ISIL”


73 posted on 12/06/2015 5:36:17 AM PST by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country t)
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To: loucon

There is no use to watch. Joe Wilson was right, Obama lies. Why would anyone “listen” to an Obama giving a reading (speech) of something Valarie Jarret (a Muslim) pre approved? You can read it the next day if you are inclined. As soon as he appears on my TV screen, we hit the mute button. It doesn’t matter what he says...whether it is about keeping your doctor, or a red line in Syria or a shovel ready job. It is just white noise. Tonight we will turn on the Bluetooth Traditional Christmas Carols and watch the digital Yule log. Compare that to listening to an Obama reading where he lectures to us that our country and we are the real problem. Bet you he even sneaks in a little global warming to prove is point. :-)


74 posted on 12/06/2015 5:36:22 AM PST by ThePatriotsFlag ( Anything FREELY-GIVEN by the government was TAKEN from someone else)
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To: loucon
“I am a Marxist, homosexual, Muslim. I have, do, and always will hate America and its people. Because of that I have ordered the justice department to confiscate all guns and I have ordered the formation of a federal election commission to oversee the suspension of all elections. Allahu Akbar.”
75 posted on 12/06/2015 5:36:28 AM PST by demshateGod (The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God)
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To: loucon
I wish Obama would do the honorable thing....like Budd Dwyer and RESIGN! However, Budd WAS honorable. Obama not.


76 posted on 12/06/2015 5:37:35 AM PST by DCBryan1 (No realli, moose bytes can be quite nasti!!)
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To: loucon
“I was wrong, wrong, wrong, and am immediately ending the Syrian refugee resettlement in These United States. If Congress will pass a Universal Carry bill, I will sign it immediately.”
77 posted on 12/06/2015 5:37:42 AM PST by NonValueAdded (In a Time of Universal Deceit, Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act)
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To: Ann Archy
Amen....however he is going to TRIPLE down in taking our guns away!!

Where's a Lee Harvey O when we need one.....

78 posted on 12/06/2015 5:38:34 AM PST by CAluvdubya (<------- has now left CA for NV, where God and guns have not been outlawed! Cruzin' with Cruz!)
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To: loucon

In the first place, he is not my President. Second place, I will not be watching,or listening.


79 posted on 12/06/2015 5:47:18 AM PST by sport
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To: Old Retired Army Guy
Nothing. Just hope he doesn’t delay start of Sunday night NFL Football.

What you said *1,000!!

80 posted on 12/06/2015 5:53:46 AM PST by Marathoner (Cruz or Lose 2016)
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