“Pending the resignation of Vice President Biden and the Senate’s election of Senator Cruz to fill the vacancy, I shall tender my resignation as President of the United States. I expect all members of my cabinet and other executive office appointees to tender their resignations to President Cruz, their continuance in office being at the pleasure and discretion of President Cruz. I shall retire to the country I have always considered my home, Indonesia, where I will remain silent on issues of American politics and culture for the remainder of my life. I do, however, reserve the right to pick NCAA brackets.”
“We are all ISIl now”, its e everybody’s fault, so we start collecting guns and toy rc cars tomorrow morning...