Now I need to break out some eye bleach
Posted on 12/01/2015 8:09:57 AM PST by C19fan
Comedian and actress Amy Schumer poses topless in the 43rd edition of the Pirelli Calendar.
Holding a cup of coffee, the Trainwreck star, who is this year’s Miss December, poses for the annual publication wearing only a pair of underwear.
Schumer, 34, shared a snap of the shoot on Twitter.
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Not even “comparatively”. They are not in the same ballpark, or even the same universe when it comes to a comparison of their bodies.
I guess they'll be giving these away. I can't imagine anyone would actually buy one of these calendars.
Ooooooooh Taaaaaaaayyyy...
Oh geez. I was expecting a lot worse than that from all the childish comments on here. Apparently, most of you commenting have never actually seen a real, woman naked.
Her odometer has turned over too many miles!
Amy Shumer looks fine. She is NOT a supermodel. To compare her to a supermodel would be like comparing a decent fellow who plays softball to a professional athlete; or, a fine middle school teacher to a top scholar in the field. The vast majority of us are in the normal range.
On the other hand, Serena Williams looks awesome. She gives a whole different meaning to beautiful. I congratulate the photographer for exploring the concept of female beauty if only for the Serena Williams photo.
By almost any governmental standard she would be classified as obesews "If any of you are married men go ahead and tell your wife what you think, and let her know she’s also disgusting to you."
If my wife said she wanted to pose naked for a calendar (which she would never do) I wouldn't hesitate to tell her why that would be a really bad idea.
I’m old enough(80) to remember the Fisk Tire boy ,in pajamas, “ready to retire”!
Now I need to break out some eye bleach
But, she has a nice personality —/ sarc>
Typically, these photos are highly photoshopped to erase or minimize imperfections. I would assume that that was done here as well. She probably looks far worse in the untouched photos. But the truth is that she still most likely looks thinner in the untouched photos than a large percent of the American female population would in a similar pose.
Napl ping
Cover thine eyes. I don’t want you to go blind ping.
IS THAT AMY OR CHUCKIE ...... HIS BOOBS ARE BIGGER
Well, more precisely, I'd harpoon it.
This is the reason that I practice “fat shaming”.
I have no idea who this person is. I had to look her up. I still don’t know what she is famous for. From the extended video link down below, she is foul mouthed, supremely unfunny, and highly inarticulate. And I’m not just trying to slam her. I didn’t laugh once listening to her. Her words made no sense. And if that is her real persona she’s not likeable at all. That being said, the way you all are talking, all of you must be Gerard Butler coming off the set of 300 and dating Charlize Theron. The woman is 5’ 7” and 160 if we can take her at her word. She’s hardly obese from what I can see. She doesn’t look bad to me and she has nice legs.
http://www.etonline.com/news/165636_amy_schumer_defends_her_weight_at_the_glamour_uk_awards/
Last time Miley looked normal and pretty before she ruined herself with tats and other weirdness.
Guilty.
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