[dayglored]

>> Then apple went full on sodomite and even made a sodomite it’s CEO.

> Apple products turn you into a sodomite?

Wow, who knew? Well, the good news is...

Yes, we should all boycott Apple products because the company is LGBT-friendly. We should patronize Google and Microsoft because they aren't... oh, wait... nevermind.

And products made in Red China turn you into a Chinese Communist!!

Try boycotting all products made in mainland China. You'll be standing half-naked in a house with almost nothing in it.

[Vermont Lt]

Even my non-sodomite calculator is an abacus.

I guess its back to fingers and toes. I’ve been told I have had my thumb up my butt, so don’t make me count over eight.