[Vermont Lt]

Even my non-sodomite calculator is an abacus.

I guess its back to fingers and toes. I’ve been told I have had my thumb up my butt, so don’t make me count over eight.

[dayglored]

> Even my non-sodomite calculator is an abacus. I guess its back to fingers and toes.

If you're male you can carry the one...

> I've been told I have had my thumb up my butt, so don't make me count over eight.

Wait... Eight? That implies you have BOTH thumbs up... nope, not going there, nope...