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Revenge is a dish best served...smoked.
1 posted on 11/29/2015 1:55:30 PM PST by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeshugeMikey

Skimming through a few of the comments, it appears there’s a bigger pissing match than one of FR’s Trump threads....


61 posted on 11/29/2015 2:33:40 PM PST by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign. ###)
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"After lighting a fire, the male homeowner heard screaming coming from somewhere inside the house."

Wonder what a Man On Fire sounds like?


62 posted on 11/29/2015 2:36:01 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Quick justice. I hate say it but I do find it funny.


63 posted on 11/29/2015 2:36:55 PM PST by Foundahardheadedwoman (God don't have a statute of limitations)
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We need to ban fireplaces!


67 posted on 11/29/2015 2:50:01 PM PST by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Did they lite the fire knowing? TLDR the article, but I’m figuring yea.


69 posted on 11/29/2015 2:54:11 PM PST by Fhios (Anti-depressents aren't a good replacement for a good economy and national pride.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

His own fault. I have no sympathy.


71 posted on 11/29/2015 3:00:12 PM PST by I want the USA back (Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country)
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I’ll bet that the burglar was all burned up over the homeowner lighting the fire.


73 posted on 11/29/2015 3:04:09 PM PST by AEMILIUS PAULUS
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As long as it’s not Santa all is well.


74 posted on 11/29/2015 3:07:05 PM PST by smoothsailing
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I’ve lived a lot of places, many with fireplaces and chimneys. Never had one big enough for a large raccoon to get down, let alone a human. Are those really that common?


75 posted on 11/29/2015 3:15:35 PM PST by piytar (Good will be called evil and Evil will be called good.)
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There wasn’t an easier way to break into the house? ...jus sayin...


78 posted on 11/29/2015 3:17:32 PM PST by uncitizen (Pray for Donald Trump)
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Before I light a fire in my fireplace, I always climb up on my roof and spray a little Burgler-Be-Gone(TM) lubricant in my chimney to dislodge any pesky burgers that might be stuck there. Anybody with any sense would. It’s simply a matter of common sense safety.


83 posted on 11/29/2015 3:56:16 PM PST by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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"Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop, and then it smelled like someone was barbecuing..."


90 posted on 11/29/2015 4:23:22 PM PST by Rodamala
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Bet he won’t try that again.


99 posted on 11/29/2015 4:42:49 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose...

Hm. Let's try that again.

And laying his finger aside of his nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney he rose...

... HELP!

104 posted on 11/29/2015 5:08:05 PM PST by Ken H
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Did he ever try smoking in the boys room when he was younger?


105 posted on 11/29/2015 5:08:41 PM PST by Jack Hydrazine (Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
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Well done. Literally.


107 posted on 11/29/2015 5:48:35 PM PST by Aut Pax Aut Bellum (I love my dog, but a .45 is man's best friend...)
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Metallica: Gimme fuel, gimme fire, gimme that which I desire!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zjlABVwlkTM


109 posted on 11/29/2015 8:34:14 PM PST by Redcitizen
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