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1 posted on 11/28/2015 1:54:46 AM PST by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 11/28/2015 1:55:44 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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Whatever happened to just flushing it down the toilet?

DANG!


3 posted on 11/28/2015 1:58:55 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Beware of the grievance-industrial complex)
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To: Slings and Arrows

That’s pretty hillarious. That could be me, but at least I’m actually a girl!


5 posted on 11/28/2015 2:00:11 AM PST by jocon307
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Your neck of the woods.


6 posted on 11/28/2015 2:01:22 AM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Beware of the grievance-industrial complex)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Could have been worse.



7 posted on 11/28/2015 2:04:25 AM PST by Bratch
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To: Slings and Arrows

Phobias can do strange things. Guy I know, black belt in Ju Jitsu, got into fights to defend women being threatened and assaulted by their boyfriends. Can’t stand the sight of scorpions and he literally runs away screaming at even a picture of a scorpion.


9 posted on 11/28/2015 2:10:41 AM PST by sinsofsolarempirefan
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To: Slings and Arrows

Obviously this fellow’s name is not Sam Gamgee and the spider is not Shelob.


12 posted on 11/28/2015 2:16:46 AM PST by BigEdLB (If something happens because of the Iran Agreement all of DC will have blood on their hands)
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13 posted on 11/28/2015 2:21:07 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He needs to seek professional help.

I would suggest a gynecologist.


17 posted on 11/28/2015 2:49:15 AM PST by Salamander (Can't sleep. The clowns will eat me...)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Wait a minute guys- it’s Australia. It might actually be as menacing as all that, it might be the size of my coffee table and pack enough venom to kill the population of an entire small country.

I hate the damn things too, and I have nothing to prove to anybody where physical courage is concerned. I do deal with them, I don’t scream and yell and run away, but I have the same psycho-physical reaction as I would dealing with a mortal threat like a home-invasion.

This guy is plainly phobic. Phobias do not answer to reason, and they don’t mean that the person with them is ball-less. You could sit down with people like that and they’d tell you that they know perfectly well intellectually that it’s just a spider. Their rational mind has the perspective. They’re not lying to cover up being a pussy or anything. But show them one and things change real fast.

Phobias are weird. I’ve seen people who are mortally fearful of butterflies, even though in their rational mind they understand that they’re perfectly harmless. I’ve read that Napoleon Bonaparte, who conquered much of Europe, was afraid of cats.


19 posted on 11/28/2015 3:00:30 AM PST by Riley (The Fourth Estate is the Fifth Column.)
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Well, it is Australia after all...

probably has killer laser eyes and two step venom, hovers like a quad-copter, and eats dingos and babies for breakfast...Shelob's baby.

21 posted on 11/28/2015 3:08:32 AM PST by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who passing refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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Were they screams of profanity and frustration, or were they screams while jumping on furniture to evade the clutches of the vile arachnid?

The former might be excusable, although I'd say the chap needs to get out more and socialize a little.

The latter? Cut up the man-card.

22 posted on 11/28/2015 3:10:07 AM PST by Smokin' Joe (How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
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*ping of interest*


23 posted on 11/28/2015 3:21:51 AM PST by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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I was thinking about PTSD, don’t have it, but the stigma could be lessened if related to your worst fears. Whatever that is, imagine facing it many times during the day, sometimes all day, and then having repeated nightmares at night. Would you want to sleep? Wouldn’t you be hypervigilant? Now imagine that that fear is an IED or an intersection, or a stranger.

For those of you afraid of spiders (I just hate them in my house but take pictures of the big ones outside), check out the pics of camel spiders.


29 posted on 11/28/2015 3:43:04 AM PST by huldah1776
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67 posted on 11/28/2015 4:14:35 AM PST by Stand Watch Listen (Was addicted to the Hokey Pokey...but I turned myself around...((@))
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To: Slings and Arrows

Britain once had an EMPIRE where the sun never set. Now this and being flooded with ‘refugees’ (or at least will be, once they ‘take their share’). The guy’s lucky, if he killed the spider (or a criminal in his own house) he likely would have been brought up on charges.


79 posted on 11/28/2015 4:54:33 AM PST by BobL (Who cares? He's going to build a wall and stop this invasion.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Spiders generally won’t hurt you unless you start it.
Out here in the boonies; we have lots of snakes. Did
have more rattlers; but husband has dispatched a lot of
them. The WILL rattle a warning; but copperheads are
sneaky. One night, Dub kept barking at something.
When I first looked out back, it looked like a little
bunny rabbit lying on the porch. When I put the flashlight
on it; it was a copperhead all coiled up. Husband
whacked it. I moved the dog food dish off that porch.


82 posted on 11/28/2015 5:48:22 AM PST by Twinkie (John 3:16)
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AUSTRALIAN spider.

Understandable.


85 posted on 11/28/2015 5:58:17 AM PST by Nickname
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I use Hedge Apples to deter spiders. I know scientists dispute any effect but I swear they work for me. I order them off Amazon.


86 posted on 11/28/2015 6:10:37 AM PST by RummyChick
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Oz is the land of the Lime Spiders, not the land of whiny poofs
89 posted on 11/28/2015 6:30:04 AM PST by mylife
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