Obama Turkey hotline: there is no obvious threat
Coumo Turkey hotline: how many thermometers does it take to read a temputure Mr Speaker
UMASS AMHURT student hotline: yore violating turkey safe zone
(did ya take the gizzard package out?)
Oh, and YOU’RE still in Mass (an ex Mass pat)
Hope you figure it out (or at least become an FR legend)
You’re killing me... At ZooMass and 90% of of Snowflake encampments, It could be a Micro-aggresion to wonder if the bird is “cooked” and a Macro-Stupendous-Unfathomable Aggression to stick the thermometer into the thigh meat, without touching the bone...Errr