You’re killing me... At ZooMass and 90% of of Snowflake encampments, It could be a Micro-aggresion to wonder if the bird is “cooked” and a Macro-Stupendous-Unfathomable Aggression to stick the thermometer into the thigh meat, without touching the bone...Errr
Your post (14) pondered me to wonder if you were stationed in England?
Is the tofurkey from fair trade harvested soybean?