Posted on 11/09/2015 7:56:04 AM PST by SeekAndFind
If you're a woman reading this, chances are you're a bisexual or a lesbian. Science says so – so it has to be true. If you're a man reading this, I can finally explain why some seemingly promising first dates never worked out for you. The answer, so we’re told, to both is simple: most women are bisexual or lesbians.
A study has found that most women who say they are straight are in fact aroused by videos of both naked men and naked women. The study, led by Dr Gerulf Rieger from the Department of Psychology at the University of Essex, involved 345 women whose responses to being shown videos of naked men and women were analysed.
The results, which were based on elements such as whether their pupils dilated in response to sexual stimuli, showed that 82% of the women tested were aroused by both sexes.
Dr Rieger said: "Even though the majority of women identify as straight, our research clearly demonstrates that when it comes to what turns them on, they are either bisexual or gay, but never straight."
Well, that explains a lot:
1) Why women who are friends like to tightly hug each other and look into each other's eyes when they meet. Men don't do that. I always thought there was something borderline erotic about that.
2) Why men call their friends "friends" but women call their friends "girlfriends." It's that missing sexual ingredient.
3) Why the divorce rate is so high. Women, it seems, need both chocolate and strawberry but are getting only chocolate. Perhaps based on this study, Anthony Kennedy will find a constitutional right for three people to get married together: a man and two women.
(Excerpt) Read more at americanthinker.com ...
If we had a “Tripe of the Day” award, it would be flooded with insanity like this.
And they got paid for it...:^)
Oh, good, I’ll bring home a 25-year-old woman to test this out with my wife of 38 years.
Yes to that.
They are all lesbians. There hasn’t been hetero reproduction in 10 million years. We’re just a thought echo of what might have been from the last lonely male.
Oh, good, I’ll bring home a 25-year-old woman to test this out with my wife of 38 years.
lol. She would probably make you an appointment with your shrink.
And according to the great progressive Bernie Sanders, they all fantasize about getting raped by three guys at a time.
When the lovely Mrs WBill turned 40, I said that NOW, I could trade her in on two 20's. She said, "Great!!! I could use some help around the house....."
Not having learned my lesson, some time later, I suggested that when she turned eighty, I could trade her in on FOUR 20's!!! She said, "That's fine dear, but only if you can remember why you wanted them."
I truly love my wife. She keeps me grounded. :-)
Or more likely- to convince women that they are all a sexual minority that must vote for LGBT and otherwise extreme left wing candidates and policies.
Or more likely- to convince women that they are all a sexual minority that must vote for LGBT and otherwise extreme left wing candidates and policies.
AH HA! I was RIGHT... that shrew at the healthfood store that I asked out 3 years ago.... you know, the one that spurned my approach saying she “is moving to Tennessee soon” is actually a clamlicker!
Legitimatizing carpet munching for the masses by questionable scientific studies.
True, true. They'd also not like it very much if I insisted on accompanying them every time they went to the bathroom.
Shrink? With my wife I'd have been much more likely to have an appointment with the undertaker.
lol. True.
So the debate’s over and the science settled. What we’ve always speculated about hillary is fact.
is that John Candy? lol
Considering the vast experiences I've had with women, none lately however, I agree that most straight women on occasion enjoy sexual activities usually associated with lesbians.
Not a published scientific study; just based on a great deal of archival experiences.
...his lesbian sister...
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