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Surprise! Science Says Your Cat Wants To Kill You
Uproxx ^ | October 30, 2015 | ALYSSA FIKSE

Posted on 10/30/2015 7:21:09 PM PDT by BulletBobCo

The ancient Egyptians and everyone on the internet may worship cats, but the feeling is less than mutual. Researchers from the University of Edinburgh worked with the Bronx Zoo on a study comparing the behavioral patterns of house cats with their much larger cousins. By rating them in the “Big Five” personality traits — Openness to Experience, Conscientiousness, Extraversion/Introversion, Agreeableness and Neuroticism — researchers uncovered quite a bit about your “devoted” companions.

With this feline Meyers Briggs test, they found that your fuzzy roommates had basically the same personalities as African lions, being dominant, impulsive and neurotic. Sure, they’re also playful, clever and inquisitive, but their findings show that the only thing keeping them from murdering in you in your sleep is their size. Cats are no dummies, so as long as you’re ten times bigger than them, you’re probably ok.

According to psychologist Dr. Max Wachtel, understanding is the key to a symbiotic relationship with your cat.

“It is good to understand the personality characteristics of our pets. Different cats have different personalities. But as a species, there are a lot of commonalities. They’re cute and furry and cuddly, but we need to remember when we have cats as pets, we are inviting little predators into our house. For a lot of people, it is worth it. Cats can be fantastic, sweet companions. Until they turn on you.”


TOPICS: Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: kittyping
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To: BulletBobCo

My cat looks at my hands as prey. He’s always sizing up “The Hand People” and trying to draw blood. He’s here for a reason and it has a long tail.


101 posted on 10/30/2015 10:36:27 PM PDT by Stentor ("The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity.")
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To: Darksheare
I figured that “kid” was a troll awhile ago.

A retread protected by a couple of other newbie sock puppets.
102 posted on 10/30/2015 10:36:47 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media. #2ndAmendmentMatters)
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To: BulletBobCo

Scottish Fold?


103 posted on 10/30/2015 10:40:45 PM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (The last suit you wear has no pockets!)
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To: PA Engineer

Saw those too?
Wonder how many voices exist in that head.


104 posted on 10/30/2015 10:47:29 PM PDT by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Clint N. Suhks

Wow, did he make it?


105 posted on 10/30/2015 10:58:25 PM PDT by kelly4c (http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/post?id=2900389%2C41#help)
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To: IAMNO1

You rock!!!


106 posted on 10/30/2015 11:01:19 PM PDT by berdie
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To: WENDLE

2 out of my 3 cats know their names. The one who don’t is a bit soft in the head anyhow. Problem in the mama cat’s womb. Harmless little thing who’s scared of her own shadow though.


107 posted on 10/30/2015 11:01:53 PM PDT by kelly4c (http://www.freerepublic.com/perl/post?id=2900389%2C41#help)
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To: US_MilitaryRules

I think so


108 posted on 10/30/2015 11:03:23 PM PDT by FourPeas ("Maladjusted and wigging out is no way to go through life, son." -hg)
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To: Darksheare
Saw those too?

Yep. One newb sock puppet even called the mods on me.

Even in the age of sock puppets, meat puppets, and bots, they are still easy to spot.
109 posted on 10/30/2015 11:17:03 PM PDT by PA Engineer (Liberate America from the Occupation Media. #2ndAmendmentMatters)
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To: Leaning Right; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
*eyeroll*


110 posted on 10/31/2015 2:45:36 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (My music: http://hopalongginsberg.com/ | Facebook: Hopalong Ginsberg | Instagram: hopalonginsberg)
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To: jsanders2001

My Jack Russell is a varmint killing machine.

Cats got nuthin on a JRT when it comes to killing pests.


111 posted on 10/31/2015 3:02:02 AM PDT by cripplecreek (Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty spirit before a fall.)
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To: Publius

In ancient Egypt, cats were gods ... they haven’t forgotten ...


112 posted on 10/31/2015 3:49:46 AM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now it is your turn ...)
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To: PROCON

Good kitty!


113 posted on 10/31/2015 3:55:51 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: WENDLE

“Dogs know their names ... A dog is soo much smarter and they know their name.”

We have six cats. Each knows his/her own name perfectly, and knows the names of the others as well. If they’re together and we call one, the others will look at her waiting for her to respond.


114 posted on 10/31/2015 4:01:46 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: Carthego delenda est

“I’m not sure if I’ve ever heard of a cat scratch or bite that did not get infected.”

Six cats now (and many others over the years), so we’ve had many scratches and a few bites. No infection ever. I do make sure I keep current on tetanus shots because so many things, including pet issues, can be potential problems.


115 posted on 10/31/2015 4:05:45 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam
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To: BulletBobCo

Cats are just teeny women in fur coats


116 posted on 10/31/2015 4:14:43 AM PDT by Jimmy Valentine (DemocRATS - when they speak, they lie; when they are silent, they are stealing the American Dream)
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To: cripplecreek

Depends on the cat. There are friendly, non-human-eating big cats - and there have been since Egyptian times.

Modern day friendly big cats:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2arqnpQphk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCrmshtSom4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tt0LoGxucxM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDK9w4ewWjE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSZzkoI06dk

A lot depends on the individual cat as to whether it will be friendly or not, more so than with a ‘housecat.’ I have known people with big cats (black leopard, mountain lion) who were perfectly happy to act as big housecats and were absolutely as friendly as their typical smaller relatives. In all cases, the owners told me that their pets were fine in the house, but others of the breed, even siblings of their own furry residents, would not have been suitable candidates - not friendly enough.


117 posted on 10/31/2015 4:25:05 AM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: mkjessup

The Romans viewed cats as a symbol of liberty, not subjugation.


118 posted on 10/31/2015 4:28:01 AM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: TheThirdRuffian

Pit bulls were not created for any useful or productive purpose, which may be a first in the annals of breeding.


119 posted on 10/31/2015 4:46:19 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (The economic collapse is imminent. Buy staple food and OTC meds now, before prices skyrocket.)
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To: berdie

I was sent to the hospital by a feral KITTEN.

it bit through my knuckle when I gragged it.


120 posted on 10/31/2015 4:47:50 AM PDT by T-Bone Texan (The economic collapse is imminent. Buy staple food and OTC meds now, before prices skyrocket.)
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